Author's Notes: This is the last chapter of my story, I'm afraid. Don't look so glum, I'm gonna write a few smaller fanfictions for a bit, then proceed with my more serious, epic, but still tongue in cheek Kingdom Hearts fanfic. Two of them I already have mapped out in my own head. Oh well, enjoy the final chapter!

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IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CROP FIELD...

The disgusted villains ran, smeared with the liquid feces that had emerged from Wakka's anus.

"Ugh, so horribly defeated, I will kill that bonehead Jack for what he done to me!" Oogie yelled. "NOBODY DISRESPECTS ME, NOBODY!" Oogie was then smacked hard by Hades.

"DONE TO YOU! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH YEARS OF PSYCHIATRIC HEALING IT'LL TAKE US TO GET RID OF TONIGHT'S MEMORY!" Hades screamed at Oogie.

"Especially Hook, isn't that right Pirate?" Jafar asked the traumatized Captain.

"HAWAHAHAHONOOOOOJEDUFUGWAWAWA!" Captain Hook burgled.

"My feathers are ruined, TAINTED FOREVER!" Iago screeched.

The villains then proceeded to wail on The Boogieman, when an UFO appeared overhead, all of them were engulfed in an orange light. They were all abducted, and the Flying Saucer proceeded to go back to its home planet, to bring back their new specimens. Without warning, the Saucer started to wobble, loosing the swift and eerie feel to it. It then started to descend, back into the atmosphere of Halloween Town, crashing down into the field below, once again...

IN THE SHIP...

"Gugh, what kind of stench is it?" Kodos asked, trying to block it by sticking a pine air freshener onto it's helmet.

"It is even more horrible then a Blargian Space Port! I CAN SMELL IT THROUGH MY SPACE HELMET!" Kang gagged.

"What's worse is, that this is this is our third crash tonight!" Said Kodos with a look of despair.

"Third? What was the first one?" Sephiroth was curious.

"We went by Earth today, in the Town of Spingfield specifically, we got drunk, some bald fat man and a couple of others beat us half to death, and stole our vessel!" Replied Kang.

All the villains proceeded to roar with laughter. The two aliens, who were filled with extreme anger against their specimens, proceeded to push a button that would send 10,000 volts to the villains loins.

BACK AT JACK'S HOUSE...

It was lights out. Jack and Sally were sound asleep upstairs, with Zero curled up at the foot of their bed. The rest of the party were all asleep, except for Donald, who had gone to get a glass of water and a midnight snack, Tidus and Selphie were awake, because they were just sorta wired.

"Man, I wish Jack had a TV here, you know? We could atleast catch a late night B-Movie or something..." Said Tidus, trying to start a conversation with Selphie.

"Er, yeah..." Selphie actually liked to be alone with Tidus, he seemed to be less showy, and a lot less of a pervert too.

"Well, I guess I am sorry, for a lot of things I have done, that I wouldn't have done normally." Tidus said.

"It's okay, I forgive you." Selphie drew in Tidus, in for a passionate embrace, their lips met, and they began to kiss, softly at first, but with each moment-

"EHEHM!" Donald was in the archway to the kitchen, with a glass of water and a drumstick.

Selphie and Tidus pulled away from each other. "Oh, hello there Donald!" Said Selphie.

"I will never understand you kids, I swear to god." Donald muttered, and went back to his spot on the floor. Selphie and Tidus went back to the couch, and went back to bed...

AT THE COMPUTER DESK...

My character reprehensive, Hontura The Dragon was huddled over his computer, looking at the last few lines he had just written.

"It is official, I SUCK at writing romance!" I said.

"Oh, you're not too bad, you just wrote that one a little too quickly." Sansai Sarinatan, one of his mutes responded.

"Yeah, even for hormone driven teenagers, that was a little tooo quick, plus you were a little nervous, since you have no personal experience to testify to." His other muse Helandor bluntly said.

"SHUT UP!" I sulked, and continued to write this fanfiction...

IN THE MORNING...

Jack yawned. It was time to bring these guys home. The Gummi Ships had been repaired, everyone was waiting in their seats as Chip and Dale filled them up with fuel.

"I finally found out what was spiked last night!" Jack said.

"What?" Selphie asked.

"The Worms Wart stew you brought in last night. Zero got into it, and unfortunately Zero is afraid to come out of the closet now." Jack told her.

"Aw, that sucks." Tidus had decided to also to go into Jack's ship.

In another ship, Donald was ranting to Goofy what happened last night.

"And they went at it just like that, I will never understand kids these days, never!" He ranted.

Goofy had just figured out how to blow bubbles off of his tongue. "Sorry Donald, what were you saying?" Goofy asked. Donald fell backwards, anime style.

Wakka, who was in Donald and Goofy's ship this time, also blew bubbles off his tongue.

In Sora's ship, there was an entirely different discussion going on.

"Oh no, I just realized! How are we going to explain to our parents where we have been for the last 24 hours!" Sora exclaimed, and the others gasped.

"Oh no, our parents will kill us!" Kairi panicked, her mother would probably be worried sick by now.

"I'd hate to think of what Tidus's dad, Jecht will do to him..." Said Riku grimly. The ships were now ready to go, they all said good bye to the citizens, and took off for home. The flight was a pleasant one, they had stopped off at Hollow Bastion to greet some old friends, but were off quickly. On their way back, they once again encountered the UFO.

Sora's ship received the signal, and there was Sephiroth, with some strange, alien headgear attached to his skull. Romanian pop music was playing loudly in the background, the aliens and the villains were dancing, and Sephiroth, mouthed the infamous lyrics...

Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha

That began a Numa Numa Dance Party! They all did their own little moves, Wakka (who's diarrhea had disappeared after the attack last night) tried to do a few break dance moves, but accidentally turned off the oxygen in Donald and Goofy's ship for a few seconds. The party went on for about another hour, but like all good things, it came to an end.

They arrived a little later then planned on the Destiny Islands, they were each still singing the lyrics.

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai

Tidus was giddily humming the song , but all his cheer had went from his body when he saw his father, waiting at the doorstep, looking RATHER pissed.

"You better have a good reason WHY you were gone all day and night, on Halloween, before I shove a blitzball in every opening in your body!" Jecht roared.

"I- erm, that is, I made out with a girl last night." Tidus said without thinking.

There was a brief silence, and finally, Jecht spoke.

"Alright, go inside and let your mother yell at you for a bit. She saved your dinner from last night and tonight." Jecht said. Tidus walked into the house, feeling relieved. What a great party.

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Well, that's all for now, the end of this story! Just so you know, I will never, EVER reference this story in any other Kingdom Hearts fanfiction I will ever write. EVER. Also, look out for in October, there will be a new chapter to this story each week, explaining the little things and questions you may or may not have. The last of those will be on October 31st. Why? More readers will read a Halloween related fanfic in October! See yah guys! Look out for a fanfic called 'Squall vs. The Wall' as well!