Authors Note: Ok, this isn't really a chapter, and if it was it's not a very good one, but the story gets better. Oh yeah and this chapter is dedicated to jimmie, you wanteda dedication so here it is.
Disclaimer: Ok never done this before, but here goes, I know and own absolutely nothing about and from Troy, even though Hector would be great to have around the home mmmmm.
African Lady sings in weird voice.
T-R-O-Y comes up in large old-fashioned letters.
A picture of a map is in the background, and lots of subtitles come up that no one could possibly read and properly understand in the time given.