Claire walked out from behind Sawyer (Sawyer doesn't notice and eats a fish). "Hello, I jus walked out from behind an incredibly hot man. Anyway, we are back with a brand new chapter! Again, please be forewarned that this story may contain spoilers to plot points in episodes that have played in the USA, but possibly not in other countries. Anyway…onward!"

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CHAPTER THREE

Ouch…(and that's foreshadowing!)

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Charlie was excited. He was pumped. He was energized. He was hyper. He was READY! He was running off into the jungle to find his White Chocolate Mocha Latte!

He bounded off into the forest…trees whipped past him…he running….he was FLYING! WHEEEEEEEE it was so fun! RUNNING RUNNING RUNNING! He threw his head in the wind and opened his mouth in glee…

Then, a rock came out of nowhere and he tripped. Ouch.

The ground was brown, he decided. Because he could definitely see it now.

When he looked up, a familiar face was staring at him.

"Hello, Charlie…" IGGY THE WONDER IGUANA WITH THE MEXICAN MOUSTACHE said.

"IGGY!" Charlie cried. "You're here to assist me!"

"Not quite," IGGY said. "I am here to tell you that you are SPECIAL."

"SPECIAL?" asked Charlie. "Why?"

"BEACUSE I SAID SO," said IGGY. "Now, follow me."

"But how will I know why I am special?" asked Charlie.

"The island will give you a sign," said IGGY.

Hours later, Charlie and IGGY THE WONDER IGUANA WITH THE MEXICAN MOUSTACHE were tromping through the woods.

Charlie was still excited, but decided not to run this time. He was leaving a trail of blood from a cut on his right buttocks cheek. He wasn't sure how it got there, because he didn't fall onto his tush when he fell down. He had fallen onto his face.

IGGY burped.

Charlie suddenly realized that he had become quite hungry. He also realized that he didn't know what iguanas ate.

"Hey, IGGY?" asked Charlie. "What do iguanas eat?"

"The island will give you a sign," IGGY replied. "Well, it actually has already." A drop of blood fell from his mouth, and he burped again.

Charlie tripped again. But this time, it wasn't because of a rock. It was because he was sooooo hungry.

"IGGY, when will we eat?" he asked.

"When the island gives us a sign," IGGY insisted.

Suddenly, Charlie spotted a packet of some fake-sugar-substitute kind of thing in a branch of a tree. "What could this be from?" Charlie asked. IGGY pulled on a string that just HAPPENED to be attached to the tree. Suddenly, a huge bag of wooden coffee stirrers fell from the tree. "WHAT COULD THIS MEAN?" asked IGGY.

"I don't care," said Charlie. "I'm eating this nourishment."

"But it has no calories!" IGGY squealed. "Come, we shall more food."

"When?" asked Charlie.

"When the island gives us a sign," IGGY answered.

THEN THE ISLAND GAVE THEM A SIGN.

Charlie stepped out from behind the tree he was behind to find a small clearing. THERE, IN THE TREES, WAS…

"Holy Chantico," Charlie breathed.

Again, there, in the trees, was…

A STARBUCKS!

"There's your sign," IGGY sighed as he rolled his eyes.

Claire stepped out from behind Sawyer again. Sawyer looked up, saw Claire, grunted, and went back to eating his fish. "We hope you enjoyed this chapter as much as Sawyer is enjoying his fish," Claire stated. "Tune in next time for the next chapter of Lost in Transcription. What kind of sign is the island giving Charlie by giving him a Starbucks? Will he find his White Chocolate Mocha Latte inside? Will he ever find proper nourishment or will he die of calorie-deprivation? Find out in the next chapter of LOST IN TRANSCRIPTION!