Scene cuts to Paris and Hector on a boat

Paris: Do you love me brother?

Hector: Paris, do you really think this is the time and the place?

Paris: Would you protect me against any enemy?

Hector: Last time you talked like this you were 16 and you'd just stolen Father's whore.

Paris: I was 10 and it was his horse.

Hector: Anywho (abruptly changing the subject), what have you done now?

Paris: Let me show you.

Hector: Uh uh, I don't like where this is going, look if you've got the crabs I'm not helping you again, it's simply not happening, Paris.

Paris: No come with me brother.

Hector shrugs, while Paris leads him to a dark room. Hector is looking worried, last time Paris had done this he had mentally scarred Hector for life, he would never forget those images Hector shudders thinking about last time. Helen, hooded and cloaked, steps from the darkness.

Hector: What it Hades did you think you were doing?

Paris: I love her...I think

Hector: You have spent every night this week with her and you think you love her. Tell me Paris, is there anyone you have slept with that you haven't 'loved'. (gestures inverted commas)

Paris: Well there was this one time - (is cut short)

Hector: Don't answer that. (to sailors) Turn this ship around.

Paris: What are you doing?

Hector: What does is look like dipshit? I'm taking her back.

Paris: if Heather goes, I go too.

Hector: Heather?

Paris: I mean Hilda.

Hector: Menelaus will kill you, you're willing to die for a girl whose name you can't even remember.

Paris: I can remember her name, Helga, (pokes tongue out at Hector) and I'll die fighting.

Hector: What do you know of fighting, have you ever killed a man, ever skewered, gutted, and ate a man's flesh while his screams still echoed in your ears?

Paris proceeds to throw up over the side.

Hector: I didn't think so.

Paris: (wipes his chin) it doesn't bother you that you've just shared way too much with me.

Hector: Turn the ship round, we're heading back to Troy.

Paris: I won't ask you to fight my battle brother.

Hector: 1, you already have, and 2, can I get that in writing? I'm gonna be needing it when you challenge Menelaus.