Author's Note: I know I know, it's very farfetched, but so am I.
Disclaimer: I am a 'No Troy Zone'
Scene changes to Menelaus and Agamemnon
Menelaus: I want her back.
Agamemnon: I would too, she's a beautiful women, those curves are quite a sight...
Menelaus: You've slept with her too, haven't you?
Agamemnon: Um...yeah, sorry about that.
Menelaus: I want her back so I can kill her with my own two hands
Agamemnon: That's not the only thing I'd be doing with my own two hands.
Menelaus: Sorry, come again?
Agamemnon: Nothing.
Menelaus: I won't rest until I've burned Troy to the ground.
Agamemnon: Me either.
Menelaus: What? Does this mean...
Agamemnon: Yes I'll go to war with you.
Menelaus: Cool.