Author's Note: Agamemnon seems to have turned into a twisted, sadistic, gay, maniac, but then again hehasn't changed that much after all.
Disclaimer: I have nothing to do with Troy, but am thinking of starting a shop that sells blow up Hector dolls, just kidding.
Scene changes to Agamemnon and Nestor
Agamemnon: I've always thought my brother's wife was a foolish woman. I mean after all she was having it off with Paris, how much more foolish could you get? Hector on the other hand, mmm now there's a fine prince of Troy, he's got a body like a demi-god, meow.
Nestor looks at him with a raised eyebrow.
Nestor: The Trojans have never been conquered. Some say can't be conquered.
Agamemnon: Old king Priam thinks he's untouchable behind his high walls. Well I've touched him, (slams whip down on table)
Nestor, with a disgusted look, takes several steps away from Agamemnon
Nestor: Hector controls the finest army in the east. We'll need Achilles.
Agamemnon: No, I can't control myself around him. I'm as likely to...
Nestor: Don't say it. This'll be the greatest war the world has ever seen, we need the greatest warrior.
Agamemnon: There's only one man I can get the proper contraceptives from.