Author's Note: Well this was a little rushed andmay not be very side splitting, but read on, it gets better.
Disclaimer: Once again, 'Troy Free Zone'.
Scene change; Achilles and his cousin Patroclus, are practicing sword fighting in what looks like a remake of the stone henge or in other words Pthia
Achilles and Patroclus make some weak come backs while they fight and then Achilles hears horses hooves. He soon discovers that it's his old friend Odysseus, king of Ithaca. So he throws a spear at him.
Odysseus: Shit mate, I'm glad you're aim's good.
Achilles: Who says I was aiming for the tree? This is my cousin, Patroclus, Patroclus, Odysseus, king of Ithaca.
Odysseus: Come fight in the war. You'll be remembered for all eternity.
Achilles: I need time to think about it, but we both know that I'm going to go.
Odysseus: Bring your cousin too. We'll sail on Monday.
Achilles: See you then.
Scene change to Achilles and his Mother they're both standing in the water
Mum: I'm making you a seashell necklace, like the one's I used to make you when you were a boy, remember? (Achilles rolls his eyes, thinking about all the times he had to wear those necklaces to warrior school, he had an inkling that his mother had always wanted a girl).
Achilles: Tonight I decide.
Mum: Achilles, you and I both know that you've already decided.
Achilles: I know.
Mum: See ya then, well actually I won't, because you're going to die.
Achilles: Coolio, Toodleloo Mother.