Dragon-Charmer16 (Alias Sammie) presents Yu-Gi-Oh Away!

Bakura and Ryou playing the lead.

Title: Yu-Gi-Oh Away!

Title chapter: Meet the insanity

Warning: Uhm insanity?

Disclaimer: Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh and don't own spirited away!

Bakura-Haku

Marik-Yu Baba

Ryou-Chihiro

Malik-Lin

Li Bakura-Chihiro's father.

Mai Valentine-Chihiro's mother.

Solomon Muto-Kamazi

Anzu-the bird of Yu Baba

First toad on the bridge-Mokuba

Second toad on the bridge-Seto

Toad behind the desk-Shadi

The one without a face-Duke

Toad with sigaret-Bandit Keith

A/N: Yeah okay I got this idea when I first bought Spirited Away which is now three years ago or something that way. I finally decided on putting it down.

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'Have a good trip Ryou.' there stood on a card that Ryou had from his friends. 'Ryou! Ryou.' his father yelled. Slowly Ryou lowered the roses and looked in front of him. 'Where almost there.' Li said. Ryou blinked and narrowed his eyes.

'I don't think we will find something here, I think that we have to shop some further.' Mai said. 'Oh you will get used to it.' Li said smiling. Ryou yawned. 'I wish the both of them would shut up, and where are we?' he thought and sighed.

Ryou looked at his father. 'Look children, a school, Ryou this is your new school.' Li said cheery and looked outside. 'It seems okay.' Mai said. 'Please do focus on the road dad.' Ryou thought and sighed again while slowly looking out of the window and sticking out his tongue to the school.

'My old school was much better.' he whined and pushed the roses against his body. 'I wish we could just return back to our old home instead of this stupid country.' he thought.

He looked at his roses and gasped. 'Mom my flowers need water!' he shrieked and looked at his mother. 'Then don't push them against you that hard.' Mai said and powdered her nose.

'We will put them in the water soon enough.' she ended. 'I wish that I didn't had this model as a mother.' Ryou thought and sighed while lowering the flowers with a sad expression on his face.

'I'm a little sad mom... because cause my first flowers are a goodbye gift...' he muttered and sat back on the couch. 'Oh yes baby? What about the rose you got on your birthday?' Mai asked.

'One rose... One rose doesn't makes a bouquet.' Ryou muttered and wanted to fold his arms but just in time realized he had the roses in his arms. 'You dropped your card here.' Mai said and gave Ryou the card.

He took it and watched it bored. 'Shall I put open the window?' Mai asked and opened the window before Ryou could say 'No I just want to go home you PEEP!'. 'And behave yourself Ryou. We will have a busy day today.' Mai said smiling.

'I wonder what Selina is doing now, or Dan...' he thought and sighed once again. 'Will you stop sighing?' Li asked annoyed. 'Yes dad.' he muttered and sighed soft. 'I want to go back home to my friends.. I know nobody here.' he thought and looked outside the window.

After a while they stopped in front of a sandpath. 'Huh?' Li said and looked at the road in surprise. 'What now?' Ryou thought and rolled his eyes. 'Did I make a wrong turn?' Li wondered and stook his head out of the window. 'That's strange.' he said and Mai gasped soft.

'Isn't it that house there?' she asked. 'Huuuh?' Li asked and looked right. 'It should be that blue house there right?' Mai asked. 'Maybe I should laugh.' Ryou thought and frowned.

'That's the house, a wrong turn then indeed.' Li said he focussed his eyes on the road again. 'You think we can come there through here too?' he asked Mai. Mai giggled. 'You know we always get lost if you do that.' she chirped. 'You don't seem to care.' Ryou muttered softly and looked at a few little stones on the ground.

'It's just a little further.' Li said and started to drive again. Ryou gasped soft and returned his head to Mai. 'What are those little houses there? They seem funny!' he said and looked at his mother.

'Those are altars for the Gods sweetheart, you must be a idiot not to know.' she said and laughed. 'NANI! I AM NOT AN IDIOT!' Ryou screamed and looked at the houses again, finally she looked out of the front window and sighed again...

'MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!' Li laughed while driving harder and harder. 'I knew we shouldn't have given him that sugar before we got away from that cop!' Ryou thought fearing for his own live.

'W-we seem lost daddy.' he said shaky. 'We will get there big boy we will get there.' he said evil and drove harder. 'Ryou please sit down or else we will have to send you to the hospital when we have an accident.' Mai said with a nervous face.

'AHHHHHHHH!' Ryou thought. 'They wanna get rid of me!' he quickly adjusted himself on the couch again and tried to grab his gameboy but it bounced on his head to the floor. 'OUCH!' he yelled and rubbed over his head.

He looked outside and saw a boy with blonde hair laughing like a maniac. Ryou blinked and now he saw a sort of statue which looked like a monster. 'They wanna bewitch us! They wanna make us their slaves they wanna ahhhhhhhhhh!' Ryou thought panicking and coughed.

Li drove over a bump and Ryou bounced with his head against the roof. 'Be carefull or else we will have an accident!' Mai said giggling like a maniac. 'My God you want us to get a accident stupid baka!' Ryou thought and gulped. 'Huh? an... tunnel!' Li shrieked and hit the breaks.

They stopped in front of a statue. 'They want me dead.' Ryou thought with a extremely white face and wide open eyes. Li stook half of his body out of the car and looked at the giant building in front of them. Finally he stepped out of the car.

'What kind of building is that?' Mai asked grinning. 'It seems like a gate.' Li said and walked over to it. Darling let's go back.' Mai said. 'I'm alive... I'm alive.' Ryou repeated the mantra the whole time till he finally stepped out with the roses in his hands.

'Ryou?' Mai asked and Ryou put the roses back in the car. 'Don't worry were not gonna die.' he said softly and ran over to Li. 'Stay here!' Mai shrieked and looked around her discomfortly.

'That's strange.' Li said softly and stroke the wall of the gate. 'This building is made not so long ago.' he said and Ryou grabbed his arm. The wind blew them in the tunnel and Ryou shuddered. 'Ah.' he said and heard his mother getting out of the car too walking towards them.

'The wind blows inside.' he said and Mai blinked. 'Blow? You didn't had a blow did you!' she shrieked and Ryou rolled his eyes. 'No mom don't worry.' he snapped.

'What do you think darling?' Mai asked Li. 'I have no clue you PEEP! Let's take a look.' Li said balling a fist and glaring at Mai. 'NOOOOOOOO I AM SCARED I WANNA GO AWAY! THE LITTLE ALIENS WILL EAT US!' Ryou yelled hyperventilating.

'Don't be afraid little Ryou, if the aliens will eat you we will be ri-- uh eat them back.' Li said. 'See! See! They wanna get rid of me!' Ryou thought glaring at Li for five seconds.

'Well I suppose we can take a look darling.' Mai said grinning and giggling and laughing and being insane. 'Ahem but what if the truck gets there before us?' she asked sweetly. 'Let those stupid PEEPS do the job that's why we PEEPING paid them for.' Li cursed.

'I know but--' Mai started. 'NOOOO! THE ALIENS WILL EAT US YOU HEAR ME? EAT US!' Ryou yelled again. 'I am not going inside!' he shrieked and walked back to the car standing next to the weird looking statue.

'Let's go back daddy!' he whined. 'Don't be afraid chicken Ryou.' Li said taunting Ryou. Ryou's eyes twitched in annoyment. 'I don't care I am not going!' he yelled and looked at the weird statue, then he shivered soft and clenched his teeth.

He looked back and saw his mother and father were walking into the tunnel. He gasped in surprise. Were they idiots or was it just him? 'Ryou you wait here then.' Mai said and followed Li. Ryou bounced up and down. 'MOMMY! DADDY!' he shouted and looked at the statue again backing away a little.

'WAIT UP THIS ALIEN WANTS TO EAT ME!' he yelled and followed his father and mother. He grasped Mai's arm with both hands and hung on it with mostly whole his weight.

'RYOU IF YOU WON'T STOP WE WILL BOTH DROP AND LAND IN THE HOSPITAL!' Mai shouted and coughed when she said it. 'They wanna get rid of me!' Ryou thought again and blinked while walking on his own again.

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Me: Okay this was pointless, but I loved it! I hope you guys and girls enjoyed it too and i'll update soon if you R&R byebye! ((Waves and walks off))

Ryou: I am not an imbecile am I 'Kura?

Bakura: Your a imbecile.

Ryou: ((goes teary eyed))

Bakura: Okay your not! You are perfect!

Ryou: ((smiles)) I love you too Kura! ((hugs Bakura))

Bakura: Yeah whatever...

Me: Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaah if you like it and want me too continue R&R! No reviews no next chap! MWuahahahahahahah!

Bakura&Ryou: ((Sweatdrops))