Chapter Two
The Great Deku Tree was talking to Navi in the Kokiri forest. He was talking about how Navi had to find the boy-without-a-fairy. Navi agreed and headed off. "I wonder what could be so important that the Great Deku Tree has to tell this boy" Navi wondered. She shrugged and needed to find this boy. While she was talking to herself and plant thingy almost ate Navi. "Holy fuck!" she shouted in her small, high-pitched voice. "Damn bastard… Alright now I have to find the boy…"
7 hours later…
"Found him!" Navi cried happily. She went inside only to find Link sleeping. "Jesus Christ…WAKE UP YOU DAMN BASTARD! IT'S 3PM IN THE FUCKING AFTERNOON!" Finally after minutes of screaming Navi's pathetic head off, Link woke up. "Well it's about time! Ahem… Link I am your new fairy Navi. The Great Deku Tree has summoned you. Quickly we must go to him." Link agreed and left.
"Yoohoo Link!" Saria yelled from below.
"Aw c'mon…we don't have time for this…" Navi said. Link jumped down to see Saria.
She giggled. "Wow Link I see you have finally gotten a fairy! I'm so happy for you! Oh and th-"
"Yeah, yeah we don't have time for this shit." Navi butted in, "C'mon Link, lets go to the Great Deku Tree." Link obeyed and headed off to the Great Deku Tree's direction. When they got a there a Kokiri, Mido, standing in the way.
"Halt! Oh look, it's Mr. No Fairy. What's that? You have a fairy? AND the Great Deku Tree has su-"
"OKAY WE GET IT!" Navi screeched, "Look just let us pass already! Sheesh!"
"Sorry I can't do that"
Navi twitched. "And why not?" she said through gritted teeth.
"To pass you need a sword and a shield."
"Fine…" Then they left. "Link there's a path in the Training Grounds." She said quickly. They both went to the training grounds and stopped at a hole in the wall. Link stared at the hole. 15 minutes later… "Okay! You've been staring at this hole forever! Just crawl through it! Stupid elf…" Link understood and crawled through the hole. When they were done there was this huge boulder. "Link follow that boulder until I say 'right'" 5 seconds later… "Right!" Link turned right and there was this huge chest. Link opened the chest. Dun nu nu nu! (That stupid annoying music it makes every time you find something important/unimportant) "Whoopie. We found the sword. Equip already and lets buy a shield." Link equipped his sword and headed off.
Once they were out of the Training Grounds, they went to the shop and bought a shield. "40 rupees" said the shopkeeper. Link gave him the 40 rupees. Dun nu nu nu! "Ya know…that is really gonna get on my nerves…" Navi said quietly. "Equip the damn shield and let's go." Link equipped his shield. Then they went back to where Mido was standing.
"What have I told you? You need a sw- Huh? You have a sword and shield equipped? Good grief! I guess I gotta let you pass…"
"That's right. Now let us through!" Navi said dramatically, and clapped her hands.
"Doncha think that was a bit over-dramatic?" Mido said annoyed and moved out of the way.
At the Great Deku Tree…"Oh Link…" Great Deku Tree said, "I'm so glad you're here. I-"
"I'll tell him!" Navi butted in (again) "The Great Deku Tree is cursed you gotta go beat this curse inside him, long story short" Navi said quickly. "And yes!" she said before the Great Deku Tree could say anymore, "he has the courage to do so." The Great Deku Tree opened his mouth. "C'mon Link…let's get this over with." And they climbed inside.