Author's Note: Wow, I'm really churning these chappies out. There's gotta be a better way of saying that, but anyway, you get my meaning.
Disclaimer: Don't own Troy
Scene change to Hector leading Andromache around in an underground passage
Andromache: Where are you taking me?
Hector leads her to a door. With a big number 2 written on it.
Hector: You remember how to get here?
Andromache: Ya
Andromache tries to come onto Hector yet again.
Hector: Andromache, I didn't bring you down here to make out with you.
Andromache: Why did you then? It's a little bit misleading, you lead me down a dark tunnel after telling me you have something to 'show me', what was I supposed to think? And frankly I think you've been a bit off your game lately. (folds arms).
Hector: If I die...
Andromache: What! Why would you die!
Hector: Goddamit woman open your eyes, we're in a war zone. If I die, you need to find out what's behind door number two for me, i want to know if it's that new chariot or a pack of chewing gum. Personally I hope it's the gum. And plus if I die there's no way the city will stand, look at Paris for Apollo's sake, he's pathetic.
Andromache: Don't say that.
Hector: If the Greeks get inside the walls it's over. They'll kill all the men, doesn't matter how old, they'll pull grandfathers from their beds and carve their lungs.
Andromache: I'm not listening
Hector: Doesn't matter how young, they'll throw the babies from the city walls.
Andromache: LALALALALALALALA Not listening. (covers ears).
Hector shouts: The women they'll take as slaves, and that for you will be worse than dying. (Says quietly) Because let's face it, you've never done a hard day's work in your entire life.
Andromache stops lalalalaing.
Andromache: Why are you telling me this?
Hector: Hello, I just told you and besides you're a chick, you're supposed to listen, you just can't read maps. Here read this.
Hector hands her a book titled "Why men don't listen and women can't read maps."
Andromache sniffs and folds her arms.
Hector: I killed a boy today. He was young, too young to have anal sex. (distantly).
Andromache:... Uhuh, relevance?