"The Forward"

Inspired by Fresh-AngelBabe's "MagicMail"

To: Hoggy-Warty Hogwarts (Group)

From: ChessMaster8911@theda.net

Fill this out and send it on.

Name: Ronald Weasley, aka Ron.

Age: 15

House: Gryffindor. Weasley is our king and Malfoy is a ferret. YES! I AM YOUR KING!

Been Kissed: I don't want to brag, but....what the hell do you think?
Been on stage: Only on the stage of Quidditch.
Gotten in a car accident?: I agree with Harry- you've heard of the Whomping Willow incident, right?
Cold or hot: Hot
Blue or Red: Red
Rain or snow: Walks in the rain are fun when your chasing a pretty brunette.
Wool or cotton? Cotton, the fabric of our lives!

Chocolate milk or plain milk: Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate. I just had some chocolate!

Spring or fall?: Spring, end of school is closer!
Do you like someone?: Yes...hey, Harry, who do you like? I know who Harry likes!

Do They Know: Not yet. No, Ginny, I did not need to hear that, nor do I wish to see it. I would be scarred for life.

Who's the funniest: Me.
Who's the craziest: Luna, but in a good way.
Who do you e-mail the most: Hermione
Who's the loudest: Ginny!
Who's the most silent?: Harry.
Who's the shyest?: Harry. Once again, Ginny, I did not need to know that.
Whose parents do you know the best: Hermione's
Been hugged: Hell. Yes.

Had a serious talk?: Yes
Gotten along with your parents: I clash with mum as well, and my and dad aren't the best of friends.
Fought with a friend?: Yes. Wasn't that wonderful.
Give hugs?: Sure.
Give back rubs?: Not to boys. Ginny, I'm going to tell mum that you are a scarlet woman!
Take walks in the rain?: Yes, if I'm chasing a pretty brunette.

Which one of your friends...
Knows you the best: Hermione or Harry
Have you known the longest: Harry
Have you known the shortest?: Luna
Most likely to end up in jail: Have to agree with Harry: Fred and George. I'm sure they're complimented by that, though... So true.
Been to a concert: Yeah, the Weird Sisters

Favorite Artist: Lifehouse. "Hanging By a Moment" is the best, I can't get tired of it.

Favorite Song: Eminem, "The Way I Am"

For Muggle-borns and Muggle-raised- Favorite Movie: I saw Aladdin on Christmas. Hermione and Harry "sang" that one song on the magic carpet. I remain scarred for life.
Loved someone so much it made you cry: I didn't cry.
Cheated on a test: No.....*cough cough*
Done something illegal: Well...
Ever stalked someone: Nope.
Are You Single: Yeah, but I'm apparently blind to the perfect girl for my that is literally standing in front of me.
Have u ever had a boy/girl friend: Nah. I'm a P.I.M.P.!
Have you ever pranked someone before?: Fred and George are my brothers. End of story.
Do you swear too much: Damn straight.
Where are you at?: My room. Chudley Cannons rock!
Are you sitting by anyone?: Ginny is organizing my closet- she lost a bet. Don't ask.

What color pants are you wearing?: Khakis.
What song are you listening to right now?: I'm Real remix.
What is the last thing that you said?: Shut up, Bill!
What's on your mousepad: The lyrics to "Weasley is our King", Gryffindor Remix.
What was the last thing you ate?: What was the last thing I didn't eat?
If you were a crayon: Blue

Name a Person of the Opposite sex: Hermione

Favorite Color: Chocolate Brown
How's the weather right now?: Rainy Day.
What's under your bed: You don't want to know.
Do you keep your room clean?: Sometimes.

What do you feel like doing right now: Annoying Hermione

Who is most likely to fill this out: Hermione

Who is least likely to fill this out: Professor Dumbledore

What do you want to do before you get back to school: Get Harry the hell away from those Dursleys.