"The Forward"

Inspired by Fresh-AngelBabe's "MagicMail"

To: Hoggy-Warty Hogwarts (Group)

From: WhiteBumblebee@headmasters.org

Fill this out and send it on.

Name: Professor Dumbledore will suffice. I am happy to have received one of these delightful forwards...

Age: I dare not say.

House: I was in Gryffindor, and it appears that Mr. Weasley is quite popular.

Been Kissed: But of course! It is none of your business, however.
Been on stage: Yes
Gotten in a car accident?: No, unfortunately. I'd love to see what happens! Tell me, how can you get into a car's accident?
Cold or hot: Cold
Blue or Red: Blue, it's much more relaxing than red.
Rain or snow: Snow is simply delightful when mixed with treacle! Rain doesn't taste as good..
Wool or cotton? I prefer wool, and it seems that I am alone in that notion....

Chocolate milk or plain milk: Plain milk is deliciously nutritious, although I do have a weakness for chocolate.

Spring or fall?: Either is wonderful- I appreciate all now that I've gotten on in years.
Do you like someone?: I have a wife.

Do They Know: Well, if I'm married...

Who's the funniest: Severus
Who's the craziest: Remus
Who do you e-mail the most: Cornelius
Who's the loudest: Minerva
Who's the most silent?: Hagrid
Who's the shyest?: Hagrid, once again.
Whose parents do you know the best: I know many parents. I am a parent.
Been hugged: Naturally

Had a serious talk?: There are no stupid questions, nor stupid people. However, there are idiotic questions.
Gotten along with your parents: My parents passed away long ago, I'm afraid.
Fought with a friend?: Unfortunately, yes.
Give hugs?: I don't think I should answer this question.
Give back rubs?: Read above response.
Take walks in the rain?: It's much too easy to catch a cold now that I'm old and feeble!

Which one of your friends...
Knows you the best: Professor McGonagall
Have you known the longest: Professor Binns
Have you known the shortest?: Severus
Most likely to end up in jail: Really, what sort of questions are these?
Been to a concert: Yes, those Beatles really could get my lady friends riled up.

Favorite Artist: The Beatles

Favorite Song: P. Diddy, "Bad Boy For Life"- word up to my homies.

For Muggle-borns and Muggle-raised- Favorite Movie: I'm quite partial to "The Big Rock Candy Mountains"
Loved someone so much it made you cry: I chose not to answer this.
Cheated on a test: Err...
Done something illegal: I chose not to answer this once again.
Ever stalked someone: What kind of questions are these?
Are You Single: No.
Have u ever had a boy/girl friend: Of course! This really discriminates against the elderly...well, I suppose it's meant to be that way.
Have you ever pranked someone before?: Umm...
Do you swear too much: No.
Where are you at?: My office.
Are you sitting by anyone?: Fawkes, who wants his own email address.

What color pants are you wearing?: I'm wearing my favorite outfit- my pajamas.
What song are you listening to right now?: Lil Kim, "The Jump Off"
What is the last thing that you said?: Hush, Fawkes.
What's on your mousepad: Lemon Drops.
What was the last thing you ate?: Lemon Drops
If you were a crayon: Yellow.

Name a Person of the Opposite sex: Poppy

Favorite Color: Pink
How's the weather right now?: It's a moonless night.
What's under your bed: Socks
Do you keep your room clean?: Umm...acceptably neat.

What do you feel like doing right now: Gazing at the stars.

Who is most likely to fill this out: Severus or Remus

Who is least likely to fill this out: Well, I won't answer this, as everyone seemed to think I wouldn't fill this out!

What do you want to do before you get back to school: I am at the school, it's my home.