"The Forward"

Inspired by Fresh-AngelBabe's "MagicMail"

To: Hoggy-Warty Hogwarts (Group)

From: DragonLady@JuniorDE.co.uk

Fill this out and send it on.

Name: Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, but the ladies who know me call me dragon.

Age: 16

House: Slytherin. Weasley drops the Quaffle and won't even own up to loving the Mudblood. DO IT ALREADY! God, the people who hate you want you to do it!

Been Kissed: More than that.
Been on stage: Yes, my life is the stage *snorts*
Gotten in a car accident?: Like I'd ride in a pathetic muggle invention.
Cold or hot: Hot, hot, hot.
Blue or Red: Red is the color of a Gryffindor. Besides, I look better in blue. Although I look good in everything.
Rain or snow: What does it matter?
Wool or cotton?  Cotton is smooth to the touch, and I like things that are like that.

Chocolate milk or plain milk: Vodka on the rocks.

Spring or fall?: Doesn't matter.
Do you like someone?: I like all girls. Except for mudbloods. And singers, but that's a different story.

Do They Know: Girls know that the dragon is always there.

Who's the funniest: Me.
Who's the craziest: Me.
Who do you e-mail the most: Me.
Who's the loudest: Me.
Who's the most silent?: Me.
Who's the shyest?: Me.
Whose parents do you know the best: Mine.
Been hugged: Not in a comforting way.

Had a serious talk?: Yes, about my birthday presents.
Gotten along with your parents: Yes.
Fought with a friend?: I have allies, not friends.
Give hugs?: It certain situations, and only to the females...
Give back rubs?: I receive back rubs.
Take walks in the rain?: No way in hell.

Which one of your friends...
Knows you the best: I have no 'friends'.

Have you known the longest: Still have no 'friends'.
Have you known the shortest?: Nope.
Most likely to end up in jail: Natta.
Been to a concert: Of course.

Favorite Artist: Metallica.

Favorite Song: 50 Cent and Lil' Kim- the magic stick, 'cause I've got the magic stick.

For Muggle-borns and Muggle-raised- Favorite Movie: Know thine enemy- "Die Hard"
Loved someone so much it made you cry: I don't love.
Cheated on a test: But of course.
Done something illegal: A Malfoy does nothing illegally.
Ever stalked someone: No.
Are You Single: I'm always single, even when I'm taken.
Have u ever had a boy/girl friend: Not seriously. Well, seriously, but not seriously...
Have you ever pranked someone before?: Yes.
Do you swear too much: No, damnit.
Where are you at?: My mansion.
Are you sitting by anyone?: No.

What color pants are you wearing?: Wouldn't you like to know.
What song are you listening to right now?: Evanescence, "Going Under"
What is the last thing that you said?: Yes, Father

What's on your mousepad: Money.
What was the last thing you ate?: Wouldn't you like to know.
If you were a crayon: Silver.

Name a Person of the Opposite sex: Only one?

Favorite Color: Silver
How's the weather right now?: I have no windows.
What's under your bed: I cannot say.
Do you keep your room clean?: The slave labor does.

What do you feel like doing right now: Sleeping.

Who is most likely to fill this out: Who cares!

Who is least likely to fill this out: Crabbe and Goyle probably don't know how to type.

What do you want to do before you get back to school: Take over the world.