"The Forward"

Inspired by Fresh-AngelBabe's "MagicMail"

To: Hoggy-Warty Hogwarts (Group)

From: FoShizzleDizzle@DE.com

Fill this out and send it on.

Name: Snape. Severus Snape.

Age: I shall not disclose such personal information.

House: Slytherin. Live with the snake, die for the snake.

Been Kissed: Naturally. I'm just irresistible.
Been on stage: Yes. I performed "Man of Many Sorrows" on one occasion.
Gotten in a car accident?: No.
Cold or hot: Cold, like my dungeon.
Blue or Red: Blac.
Rain or snow: Snow. It's bitter and freezing. Stupid students, running around in it like fools...
Wool or cotton? Wool. Cotton is too soft.

Chocolate milk or plain milk: Chocolate. It's good for my cheekbones.

Spring or fall?: Fall. It's so depressing.
Do you like someone?: Yes, I do. She's sort of dead.

Do They Know: She did.

Who's the funniest: Me.
Who's the craziest: Dumbledore.
Who do you e-mail the most: Lucius.
Who's the loudest: Hagrid, the oaf.
Who's the most silent?: Lupin.
Who's the shyest?: Me.
Whose parents do you know the best: Parents? I sneer in their general direction.
Been hugged: No.

Had a serious talk?: Yes.
Gotten along with your parents: .....
Fought with a friend?: Yes....no.
Give hugs?: No.
Give back rubs?: No.
Take walks in the rain?: The dungeon ceilings drip, does that count?

Which one of your friends...
Knows you the best: I have no friends.

Have you known the longest: No.
Have you known the shortest?: No.
Most likely to end up in jail: No.
Been to a concert: Naturally. That Celestina Warbeck can rock the house...

Favorite Artist: Britney Spears.

Favorite Song: Some of these songs are quite inappropriate. Word Up, Mr. D.

For Muggle-borns and Muggle-raised- Favorite Movie: I don't watch movies.
Loved someone so much it made you cry: Do you really think I'll answer that?
Cheated on a test: No.
Done something illegal: What sort of questionnaire is this?
Ever stalked someone: Ye- no!
Are You Single: No, I've got Christina Aguilera in the back *snorts*
Have u ever had a boy/girl friend: Yes.
Have you ever pranked someone before?: Yes.
Do you swear too much: No.
Where are you at?: My Potions Lab.
Are you sitting by anyone?: My fluffy bun- no.

What color pants are you wearing?: Black.
What song are you listening to right now?: The Spice Girls, "Wannabe"
What is the last thing that you said?: *sneer sneer sneeeeeeeeeeeeer*

What's on your mousepad: It's black and plain.
What was the last thing you ate?: Peeps.
If you were a crayon: Black. I like black, you see.

Name a Person of the Opposite sex: Posh Spice.

Favorite Color: Black.
How's the weather right now?: Rain.
What's under your bed: Stone.
Do you keep your room clean?: My bunny hel- er....

What do you feel like doing right now: Making the Draught of Living Death.

Who is most likely to fill this out: The Weasleys.

Who is least likely to fill this out: Crabbe and Goyle, I suppose.

What do you want to do before you get back to school: Die. Or at least get on Broadway.