"The Forward"

Inspired by Fresh-AngelBabe's "MagicMail"

To: Hoggy-Warty Hogwarts (Group)

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Fill this out and send it on.

Name: Tonks. Don't like the first name.

Age: A lady never reveals her age.

House: Gryffindor.

Been Kissed: Sure, lots of- er. No.
Been on stage: I'm too shy for something like that.
Gotten in a car accident?: Yes. Thank god it was all wizards in that car....
Cold or hot: "I'm reaaaaaally, reaaaally hot, every time my records drop..."
Blue or Red: Red.
Rain or snow: Snow. It's an insulator, after all wink
Wool or cotton? Cotton, white cotton.

Chocolate milk or plain milk: Chocolate, of course. A lady doesn't reveal the effect chocolate has on women.

Spring or fall?: Fall. All those piles of leaves....
Do you like someone?: Does he have money?

Do They Know: No. I'm very subtle with these things.

Who's the funniest: Remus.
Who's the craziest: Kingsley.
Who do you e-mail the most: Harry.
Who's the loudest: Where do you mean? wink
Who's the most silent?: Me.
Who's the shyest?: Me again.
Whose parents do you know the best: Ron and Ginny's, naturally.
Been hugged: Of course.

Had a serious talk?: Uhm...
Gotten along with your parents: Could we not go there?
Fought with a friend?: Wotcher...HARRY, I DIDN'T MEAN IT!
Give hugs?: Yes.
Give back rubs?: giggle
Take walks in the rain?: Only if I'm wearing cotton.

Which one of your friends...
Knows you the best: All of my friends know me VERY well...

Have you known the longest: Charlie. Remember that broom cupboard, Charlie? Good times.
Have you known the shortest?: Remus.
Most likely to end up in jail: Ron, the bad boy!
Been to a concert: Bugger! I'm late for the Weird Sisters!

Favorite Artist: Weird Sisters.

Favorite Song: Ludacris, "What's Your Fantasy?"

For Muggle-borns and Muggle-raised- Favorite Movie: Showgirls. I thought it was very well directed.
Loved someone so much it made you cry: Uhm...depends on the kind of loving you're talking about.
Cheated on a test: Of course not! Aurors are honorable. snort
Done something illegal: See above response snort
Ever stalked someone: I'm not supposed to answer questions about my work. (yes)
Are You Single: Depends on who is asking.
Have u ever had a boy/girl friend: Not steadily, no.
Have you ever pranked someone before?: Yes! Fred and George, remember Snapey's face? Good times.
Do you swear too much: Only when I can't help what I'm saying sigh.
Where are you at?: My flat.
Are you sitting by anyone?: Remus is here, but I'm in the computer room, and he's asleep in...well.

What color pants are you wearing?: giggle
What song are you listening to right now?: Something by Barry White. Remus brought it over.
What is the last thing that you said?: (editor's note: explicit. Deleted.)

What's on your mousepad: It's a picture of (editor's note: explicit. Deleted.)
What was the last thing you ate?: (editor's note: repetitive, ain't it?)
If you were a crayon: Crimson red.

Name a Person of the Opposite sex: Remus.

Favorite Color: White.
How's the weather right now?: Can't tell, all the curtains are drawn.
What's under your bed: Let's put it this way: girls, if you need it, I probably have it.
Do you keep your room clean?: I don't bother anymore. It always just gets messy again.

What do you feel like doing right now: heeheehee....

Who is most likely to fill this out: Fred or George.

Who is least likely to fill this out: Remus. He's unconscious at the moment.

What do you want to do before you get back to school: I don't go to school anymore, I just school the baddies.

(Author's Note: line more or less taken from Fresh-AngelBabe's "MagicMail".)