Phoenixdark...you are hilarious x2! Now on to chapter 8...i would've wrote sooner but my friend was having a mid life crisis, and Demonbabe322 wants me to write (and i should hurry up before she writes bad stuff in one of her stories... wind up with my head sliced off or sucked up in a wind tunnel..)

-----------------Yugi was on top?---------------

Yugi looked at Joey. Joey raised his hand in the air. Slowly it began to move across the room. His hand swayed past Kaiba who was looking in his pants, and than past Serenity who was singing.

5 Minutes later

Joey's hand moved from Serenity to Duke who was biting his arm. " Joey don't point at me! I'm gay remember!" Duke said.

Joey pointed at the pregnant one. The one who was pregnant the whole time.

"It is you!" Joey yelled. " You are the pregnant one." Everyone turned.

They were all facing...

Rebecca.

" You are pregnant!" Yugi said. Yugi shook his head.

"Yes I am pregnant." Rebecca said.

"But that raises one question." Tea said. " I've always wondered who would sleep with you Rebecca, I mean you aren't exactly eye candy."

Rebecca's raised the people's eyebrow. " The father is either Mokuba or it is Yugi."

Everyone let out a gasp. Tea fainted.

Duke raised an eyebrow. "Who was on top?"

"Yugi was."

Another group gasp.

Kaiba stood up. " How could Yugi get someone pregnant! I mean I can see the pharoah getting Tea pregnant, well...I can see anyone getting Tea pregnant, but how could Yugi get you pregnant?"

Yugi gave Rebecca a look.

"Well..." Rebecca began.

Flashback

Thunder and lightning flashed outside. Rebecca slowly moved along the corridors of the museum. She finally found herself at the Egyptian exhibit.

A shadow moved across the floor. Rebecca let out a gasp. Her flashlight hit the ground with a loud thud.

"Hello is anyone there?"

"Only me..." said an evil voice. " Mwhahahhahahahaha." The flashlight began to float in the air. Rebecca took a step back. Then she saw the hand. The hand she would recognize anywhere.

"Yugi!" She said.

Yugi appeared from the shadows and let out a laugh. He walked over to Rebecca and wrapped his hands around her, pulled her close and ...

End Flashback.

"Eww!" Shouted the rest of the group.

"Then," Rebecca began again. " He put his thing in..."

Tea covered her ears. " Shut up! Shut up!"

Kaiba nodded at Joey. " Hey mutt you should listen to this, you might get a few pointers."

"Kaiba you couldn't please a teddy bear if the teddy bear was named Please." Joey said. He smiled at his own brilliance.

"That made no sense you mutt!" Kaiba shouted. " You wanna go, then let's go!"

Joey stood up. "You want a piece of me? You want some of this? You think you are bootilicious? Huh! Huh! Game on! Think you can handle this!"

Fight!

Scratch

Screech

Bite

Kick

Smack

Kiss

"Eww Joey you perve get off of me!"

Wham!

Slap!

"That was my stick!"

Punch

Woof!

Kaiba and Joey fell to the ground. Both were sweating from exhaustion. Kaiba wondered where Joey learned to fight. Joey remembered how well he faught off mummies. Both guys glared at each other.

"Kaiba you better watch out, you don't want none of this homeboy! I'm part of the Duel Monsters mafia!" Joey moved his hand from under his chin outward, in a suprising jesture.

"Oh yeah!" Rebecca shouted. "I have to tell you about my night with Mokuba."

Everyone covered their ears.

Above the Water-----

Tristan watched Jen pace back and forth on the ship. Four other girls were doing the same thing. One girl with black hair, one with silver hair, one with red hair and one that was a blonde. Tristan drooled over all five.

The girl with black hair stood up. " Yo, pointy head. Stop drooling over us and try to remember where the cave was!"

"Maybe one of you could refresh my memory." Tristan said with a grin.

5 Minutes Later...

The girl with red hair looked at Tristan. She pooled a whip out.

Tristan was strapped to a chair. " You are going to tell us, or my name isn't Scarlet!" Scarlet said. She raised the whip in the air.

Tristan's screams could be heard in the distance.

Until next chapter...could this be my final chapter? Of course not hehehehe...but if you guys have any ideas you'd like me to incorporate than I shall : ) Until tomorrow or the next day!

TillEvermore!

P.S. Thank you Invisible Girl for finding the major error in my story... I was playing RES 4 at the time of me writing this... my mistake