Yes, I am 15. Yes I am pretty bored during the summer cause none of my friends invite me over! (Actually that's a lie... I never have a ride) So here is my 2nd to last chapter. This probably won't be as funny cause we must depart soon.
------Like a paint job?-----
Duke looked at his dinner. 7 voluptuous meals just waiting for him. The other seven backed up as Duke made his way across the room. Duke's steps were slow and deliberate.
Tea came to the rescue. She stood up to Duke, and punched him right in the jaw. "Bite on this!" Whack! Another direct punch in the jaw. Whack! Whack! Whack!
Yami nodded to Kaiba. " I bet 5 dollars Tea gets a KO."
Whack!
"I'll up it to 20 dollars."
Duke fell to the ground unconsious. Tea strutted around the room. "Who's the cannibal now? Huh! Huh. You don't want none of this!" Tea sat back down.
A loud splash could be heard. The group ran over to the water area. Someone in a swimming suit came out. They unzipped their suit, and pulled it off.
"Jen?"
Jen looked up. " Joey!" she yelled. She ran over and gave Joey a big hug. "We've been looking all over for you! And Tristan wasn't cooperating...something about a donut. Scarlet had to whip him. Ugh...I miss you!"
Mai folded her hands. "Hi I'm Mai, Joey's girlfriend."
Jen looked at her. "Has he slept with you yet? Isn't he great in bed!" Jen exclaimed.
Mai's jaw dropped. She went over to Joey punched him, and walked over towards Kaiba who was with Tea and Serenity.
"Come to papa!" Kaiba said slyly.
Five more figures emerged from the icey waters. The girls slowly took off their suits, and Tristan took off his.
Jen looked around and counted. We only have seven suits. One of you will have to be sacrificed." Jen said. Eveyone put on the suits, and left Duke unconsious on the floor.
Kaiba pulled Joey aside. "Just for old times sake?"
Fight!
Punch!
Kick!
Jab!
Cough
Wack!
Buttsmack!
Superduplex!
Burp!
"Joey that was nasty!"
Roundhouse kick
Sissy slap!
Kick...where the sun doesn't shine.
CRUNCH!
"Kaiba are you okay?" Joey said. He looked at Kaiba's hunched over figure. Kaiba looked up.
"Mwhahhahahhaha! What doesn't kill me only makes me stronger." Kaiba said.
Joey thought for a second. " Like a paint job!" Kaiba rolled his eyes.
The group filed out. They slowly put on their scuba gear and began their descent slowly. Soon they would be home on a boat to shore. Their sea voyage has just begun!
