Ok, I know this story may seem a bit odd, but that is mostly because it is filled with a lot of inside jokes and stuff. I am not that good at writing Harry Potter stuff, so this is like an accomplishment lol.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of Harry Potter... none at all... no sir we... not me

Harry Potter: and the journal to be reckoned with

Here we are back in the room of requirements with our all famous Harry Potter, Ronald Weasly, and Hermione Granger. Of coarse they were all laughing over the 'journal to be reckoned with' and the pink quill writing that adorned the first page. This was even better than they expect, they thought like maybe they would find a note or something, but a journal? No one could have suspected it, especially from James Potter.

They were all kind of wierded out by the fact that Harry's father had a journal, and were kind of scared to open it and read it, but the curious sides of them wanted to find out what exactly happened back then. It was almost as if they didn't have enough sense to just set it down and leave well enough alone. You might wonder if they would actually be scared of James Potter after reading this journal. But still nonetheless they were still too curious not to read it, almost as if they hadn't heard the expression 'curiosity killed the curious Gryffindor Hogwarts students.'

They ran towards the common room, almost tripping through the large portrait hole. When they entered the common room they searched for anyone that might try and take the journal away from them. Noticing that no one was inside the common room they sat down, ready to indulge themselves in the 'wonderful' world of James Potter. Harry turned past the first page that said it was the journal to be reckoned with, straight to the beginning, the first words being, 'Sirius got another number today…' Harry then read on:

"As if he needs another name added into his 'black book!' I mean it is almost as if he wanted us to groan and say not another one! I mean please, he thinks he is the best looking guy in the school, well I tell ya, I have a lot on him as far as looks go."

: Flashback:

James and Remus walked up the large staircase as they heard a male voice screaming behind them, "James! Remus!" They turn around to see none other than Sirius and Peter running towards them, and they were pained to see that Sirius was holding high above his head a small black book. James sighed lightly and spoke in a light groan as they caught up, "who is it this time Sirius?" Sirius grinned as he was still trying to catch his breath, Peter was looking at him nervously as Sirius spoke "I believe her name was Lily Evans… had to make something up to get her to talk to me, she was a toughie." Remus quirked an eyebrow, "Lily Evans?" he paused for a moment, thinking upon the name, he then added in "Sounds arrogant…" James nodded in agreement, and they began to walk towards the common room as he said, "Well I still haven't met her." With that statement they traveled off to the common room.

They were only in their first year at this point and were too young and stupid. Except for Remus of course, who had probably made it his personal goal to read every single book in the library. Of coarse Sirius is the 'player' of the group, completely unlike the others, that have no luck with women at all. James was actually more or less the normal one of the group, a troublemaker, but still normal. Peter, well he is just regular normal ole nervous Peter, nothing too special about Peter.

As they entered the common room Remus sat in his normal arm chair as James, Sirius, and Peter each sat on the couch. It wasn't a very comfy couch, but still they always insisted upon sitting on it, like they didn't care that they were sitting on cushions that were hard as stone. Almost as if they had over taken the common room, and personally decided that this was there couch, and no one was supposed to sit on their couch. Almost like the needed their own flag there just to mark their territory. Though Sirius could probably think of other ways that aren't very sanitary to mark territory, but that is a completely different story.

"Tell me Sirius… how do you get all the girls?" James asked inquisitively, as his eyes set on Sirius's smug, kind of prideful, 'don't mess with the best' kind of look. Remus then piped in a statement that would change them all. Well not really… it was just really, really surprising, he said, "Yeah, you pick up girls like a strong and absorbent paper towel!" Just then a young red haired girl with green eyes burst into the common room, storming through the hall that led down from the portrait hole. She screamed at the top of her lungs, "Sirius Black! You lying, cheating, son of a- err!" All of the guys save Sirius let out a small snicker. Sirius had more of the scared, surprised look upon his face. They didn't know who the girl was, once again, save Sirius, and they weren't sure they wanted to know who she was. They were just mighty amused to see that one of the names would have to be crossed out.

: Back to reality:

Harry closed the journal and looked at Ron and Hermione, and said in a surprised tone, "I think I know what they meant by to be reckoned with…"