Naruto100 Challenge: Pick-up Lines
She hated this party. She didn't even know why she came to these stupid Jounin functions. It was the same thing, time after time. Dealing with a bunch of drunk men who kept feeding her lame lines. With the alcohol in her system, she was certain that the next one who fed her some dumb line was going to get popped right in the kisser.
That certainty was proven true, when from behind her, she heard, "You gotta keg in yer pants? 'Cause I'd love t'tap that ass."
She didn't think, she just whirled around and made sure that her fist connected with the face she was sure that the remark came from. The hit sent the man flying a good few feet away from her, and it was seen by enough people that there was a roar of laughter that followed immediately.
"OW! Dammit, Ino!" her target shouted, his hands moving to his nose. "Geeze, I think ya busted it."
Ino just huffed at him, and stalked off. "Serves you right, Inuzuka Kiba!" She payed for a bottle of some random strong liquor and decided she'd continue the festivities in the safety of her home.
She wasn't expecting, a few hours later, the knock at her door, and she was further surprised that the poor victim of her short temper to be standing there.
"What do you want?" She was prepared to let loose a tirade like no tirade was ever drunkenly said before.
"Sorry."
"Well that's just fi--what?"
"I'm sorry," he repeated.
An apology was not what she was expecting, so it diffisued her prettu quickly. "... alright. Just... I don't like lame come ons. They're just really poorly thought out."
Kiba grinned. It looked as if she just bruised his nose, too, not broken it, and she was thankful for that. "Heh, I was jus' trying to get a rise out of you, anyway."
"You succeed."
"I noticed." He paused, then shuffled a foot, "So..."
"So...?"
"Well... I followed ya home... will you keep me?" His grin was beaming and he looked as if he was half expecting to get hit again.
Ino rolled her eyes and grabbed him by his shirt. She mumbled something about needing help finishing her liquor as she dragged him inside and closed the door behind them.