Weapon Insanity

by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs

Thanks to an accident in the Gravity room, Vegeta loses of his saiyan powers. He must now deal with everyday problems, like evil robots! May contain violence, weapons of mass destruction and nasty made up food.

4. Chapter 4: Debbie

This story is called "Weapon Insanity" for a reason. You probably know why I put italics in there later.

In the last chapter, Vegeta lost his powers. Mwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!

Reviews (Feenux): You are evil cir. Nehoo, thanx darksouled saiyanphoenix! Like your name too! Keep up the reviews, and we'll post the next chapter.

Cir: How did you get in here..?

Fee: uh… um on with the chapter! (runs away quickly)

Cir: That was very weird, don't you agree? Wait, if she ran away, why is she sitting beside me?

Fee: because I don't want to leave duh! And I need the computer.

Cir: Well you aren't getting it!

Fee: aww… get on wit the chapter now

Chapter Four: Debbie

"Vegeta, why do you have a shotgun?" Bulma asked.

"It's not just a shotgun, woman," Vegeta said, protecting it. "It's a double barrel shotgun with shatter bullets. Isn't that right Debbie?"

Bulma raised an eyebrow. "Who's Debbie?" she asked.

"Even a shotgun needs a name, right Debbie?" Vegeta said as he rubbed the mere shotgun.

"Debbie!"

"Don't disrupt the narrator," I tell him.

"Anyway," Bulma said. "I know losing your powers upset you-"

"UPSET ME! I FEEL LIKE GOING BALLISTIC!" Vegeta yelled.

Goku teleported in. "Vegeta, wanna train?" he asked.

"No," Vegeta said.

Goku felt Vegeta's forehead. "You don't feel sick. Bulma, is he having some kind of psychotic mental breakdown?"

"Vegeta lost his powers," Bulma said. Goku stood still. "Goku?" She waved a hand in front of his face. "He fainted standing up!"

"I'm going to give Debbie a bath," Vegeta said, walking away.

1:00 am…

Bulma woke up because of Vegeta cocking his shotgun. "Do you have to cock that thing so early?" she asked.

"I'm not just cocking it," Vegeta said. "I'm defending us. For all we know, some psycho could burst in here right now, and start looting and gagging us! I'm preparing to fire at any sign of intruders!"

Trunks opened the door. "Mom, dad, I'm having trouble sleepi-"

The door suddenly opening caused Vegeta to blindly fire at the intruder. Trunks stood still, the bullets having all just missed him.

Author:

That last part was a pleasure to write. Tell me what you think of it. In the meantime, I'll be either writing a chapter, or playing on Fun game, not owned by me.