Just so that you know, this chapter is just like that episode of "Family Guy" where the giant chicken comes out of nowhere and starts fighting Peter. In this chapter, something will come out of nowhere and fight Vegeta. The fight will be the same: pointless and as if it never happened at the end.
Chapter Six: The Completely Pointless Chapter
Vegeta walked on the lawn early that morning and stretched. Bulma had suggested that he spend some time away from his precious shotgun a bit every day to get used to being without it.
"I'll show that woman that I'm self reliant!" he yelled. He didn't need that shotgun!
Vegeta looked at his watch. He'd been a full 14.8 seconds away from his Debbie. "I think that's enough for today," Vegeta said as he turned around and walked toward the door.
Then a guy who he never saw before ran up to Vegeta and sacked him. Vegeta may not have had the powers of a saiyan, or the strength of one, but his temper still flared beyond saiyans.
He punched the guy back and of course, the man punched too. They soon began punching and kicking each other in a battle. One direct blow sent Vegeta staggering. He looked at the man and lunged at his neck and began strangling. The two soon began strangling each other on the ground.
They rolled onto the highway behind Vegeta's place and were hit by a car. Fee: ok, if they got hit by a car, they'd probably be dead; Cir: (cocks own shotgun); Fee: nevermind…Vegeta and the man flew up into the air and both landed on a moving truck. Vegeta stood up and wiped some blood off his mouth. Then he threw a kick.
The man grabbed Vegeta's leg and flipped him off. Vegeta landed on another truck and ripped the windshield wipers off the back window and threw them at the man. The man fell off the truck and also landed on another vehicle.
The truck moved and was replaced by a mini-van. They both jumped on and began punching. Vegeta hit the man in the jaw and the man kicked him in the ribs. Vegeta fell onto the front of the car and blocked the driver's view. The man jumped on and they began choking each other. The driver, not being able to see, steered into the medal sides of the highway and off the exit.
The car zoomed to the airport and crashed into a building. Vegeta kicked the man off the car and the man ran toward a huge plane that was taking off. The man grabbed a wheel of the plane and stood on the non-spinning part. He began to climb up into the gap.
"Get back here earthling!" Vegeta ran and jumped on the same wheel. He pulled the guy down and they began fighting. The man prepared to punch Vegeta but kicked him down. Vegeta's head was almost grinded by the wheel but the man grabbed Vegeta's head and began pushing it toward the wheel.
Then the wheel began to rise into the plane. The plane lifted tons of feet off the ground and flew over the ocean. Then Vegeta slipped and fell out. He grabbed the man and they both fell.
The man punched Vegeta's gut while they fell. Vegeta smashed his head again the man's head and they each fell on a sea-doo and pushed the other people off. Vegeta drove his up to the man and punched him. Then before the man could hit back Vegeta drove away…and right into a rock.
Vegeta went flying and landed on the other sea-doo. He immediately began punching the other man who drove onto a huge ramp and went flying over the land. It flew to a rocket launch site and skidded into the entrance.
The rocket launched as the man and Vegeta fought. The man had magnet boots to stay inside when he opened the door. Everything except the man was being sucked out. Vegeta flew out but grabbed a thin strand of the man's hair. The strand held for another second before coming out.
Vegeta fell but landed right in front of Capsule Corp. "Time to go get Debbie," Vegeta said as he walked in.
Author:………That………was………probably………the………most………pointless………chapter………I've EVER written.
It made no advancement in the story and had no plot! It was just some stranger coming and getting into a fight with Vegeta for no reason whatsoever! I should make a reason somewhere later in the story. If I forget, someone remind me in a review.
Fee: you are weird.
Cir: Look who cuddles with the computer every night!
Fee: wtf are you on
Cir: Nothing, but I know that you're on caffeine!
Fee: yea probably (twitches violently) review review review!