I RETURN TO SEEK MY REVENGE! -evil laugh-
Wufei: Crazy mental authoress.
-glares- Wuffers...I am stronger than you...
Wufei: How so? -raises eyebrow-
Because...I GOT THE POWER! -zaps Wufei-
-smoke clears- Wufei: ACK! -is wearing a frilly red dress complete with a purple lacy velvet bow- I'm an ONNA!
Duo: -howling with laughter-
Quatre: -snickering-
Heero and Trowa: -both struggling to keep their faces straight-
Wufei: NOOOOOOO! -withers away- Xx
PAYBACK! ;3 Anyways TROWA HIT THE DISCLAIMER!
Trowa:...She doesn't own Gundam Wing or us.
And...?
Trowa: She only owns the OCs in the story and the story itself. /-
And...?
Trowa///O' There's more?
Nope! Just messing with ya!
Trowa/// '
Duo: ON WITH THE FIC!
Chibi Angel
Shopping and Sugar High Antics!
Alita's POV
I woke up in a mess of tangled limbs, or arms most preferaby. Duo's arms crossed over and Heero's arms crossed over. And what does that equal? A criss-cross bonding hold! I wasn't entirely happy about it either. I tried sitting up, but the hold was vice-like. I turned to Heero and shook his shoulder. No response. I tried again, only harder. "Hnnn..." Heero hnned, and rolled over, dragging Duo with him. Now Duo was on me and he's as heavy as a rock, and sleeps like one too. "Nyaaaaooo...Duo..!" I mumbled and tried to pry him off. But he was 15 and weighs twice as much as me and plus was taller. That just made my job tougher. Then I got an idea! I began to tickle the living day lights out of Duo, regardless that he was sleeping like a rock and most likely won't react. But a miracle took place! He began to wake up and plus he was laughing too! "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!OMGSTOPITHEE-CHAN!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Duo puffed out in fits of laughter.
I finally stopped when he rolled over and off me. "Gah..haha..haha.." He gasped, squeezing his sides. Heero sat up groggily. "Neh...Duo..Omae o Korosu..." And he fell back on the bed snoring mildly. I chuckled at this site. Duo then sat up fully awake. His hair was even more ruffled then it was before. "Alright...Who tickled me?" He asked a bit peeved. "Um...Hi.." I waved my hand a little and smiled sheepishly. He stared at me like me like he was still focusing his vision. "You...did...this?" He said, and then retaliated and began tickling the living daylights outta me. I've never laughed so much in my life. It was painful though because I could feel my guts bust. "S-Stop!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I-I-I'm sorry! J-J-Just stop!1 GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I tumbled over Heero and, taking Duo with me, we fell off the bed. There was a LOUD thump! Heero sat back up again, awoken from his beauty sleep.
"Shut up Duo! You make more noise than Wufei on a rantpage!(A/N: Rantpage, Rampage...Sucky I know. )" He yelled at the space where we once were. He blinked, completely confused as to why Duo wasn't there, as me and Duo slowly and quietly snuck out. We raced down the stairs trying to beat each other on the way the down. I won because I slid on the railing which Duo claimed was cheating. Why I was just taking a shortcut...-innocent face- Quatre and Trowa were cooking and Wufei was sharpening his katana. "Morning everyone!" We greeted and went off to do our own thing. Duo waited for Quatre and Trowa to be done cooking, at the same time making pointless conversation, while I contented myself with watching Wufei sharpen. After a while, Wufei looked at me. Like I had three heads may I add. "What are you staring at onna?" He asked, a vein twitching. "Your katana. It's pretty banged up. My sister could make a better one for you." I commented, running my finger over the blade of the dinged sword. Duo was watching. I could feel his gaze on this situation.
I guessed as well that Quatre and Trowa were listening now, because one, Duo stopped talking, two, because no one's ever talked that way about Wufei's katana like that most likely. I think they were expecting Wu-man to bite my head off but what came next was as shocking as it came. "Hm..A new one huh? What are it's improved qualities?" He asked, raising an eyebrow. "Well let's see.." I paused, putting my finger to my lips. "It will be customized, elongated an inch or two, and the blade will be light weight but sturdy...And the blade will cut thru the air like a hot knife thru butter!" I finished, smiling goofily. Apparently, I was taking smile lessons from Duo. Wufei looked intrigued, interested, and had a dark glint in his eye. "So..how light-weight? And how sharp the blade?" He asked. "Light-weight enough so that even Quatre could hold it with one hand," I took a breather. I looked at Quatre, who face faulted, Duo who was laughing hysterically, and Trowa, who was deciding whether to help Quatre or cook the food. I continued, "And the blade will be as sharp as it can get! And that's pretty sharp!" Wu-man smirked, "Duo, when I get this sword, I suggest you watch out. I'll get you back for all the times you've pranked me and annoyed me!" A nervous gulp was heard.
Heero showed his face in the kitchen. It was a pretty site I'll tell you for sure! The first thing he said was so lovely, so vibrant, so elegant, it went like this: "Omea o Korosu." See? I told you it was a lovely saying! I rolled my eyes playfully, and pointed my thumb in Duo's direction. He responded by looking shocked. Heero headed slouched over, and grumbling intelligible things, to Duo. In a haste, Duo sputtered, "I...She..I didn't..We had...Can't you see...SHE DID IT!" "DUO! YOU TRAITOR!" I yelled, smacking him with a overly huge paper fan. Heero headed toward us still like some determined zombie. Me and Duo looked on with fear and shock.
The next thing you heard was the smacking of someone's unfortunate cheeks, Japanese yelling, and in the background, someone trying to stop it all. Me and Duo sat next to each other, a red slap mark on one of our cheeks. Duo was looking at the ground, mumbling. I looked towards the ceiling, sighing. "I hope you learned your lesson Maxwell." Wufei snorted. Duo stood up, anger blazing, "BUT IT WAS HER FAULT!" I mock pouted,"Duo Maxwell, are you insinuating that I did this?" He looked at me like I was a criminal, "YES! YOU STARTED THIS!" "Did not!" "Did too!" "DID NOT!" "DID TOO!" "DID TOO!" "DID NOT AND THAT'S FINAL!" And he turned away in a huff. I smirked proudly, "Whatever you say Duo..." Wufei smirked as well, "Stupid Maxwell..." "Breakfast!" Quatre grinned, completely over the 'lightweight' thing. Trowa and him set down plates of scrambled eggs, bacon, rice, corned beef, and SPAM! Once again, I next to Duo, and we were taking in the smells of the food, forgetting our little food. Wait for it..Wait for it... "Dig in!" NOW! Me and Duo were chomping away, Heero was picking at his food, Quatre was smiling and eating politely, Wufei was eating/meditating, and Trowa, once again, was just...eating.
It was some morning...
OO'' That was too long for my liking... I feel malnutritioned...
Quatre: Sometimes, things aren't always to your liking Tenshiko..
Like you being a wimpy pretty boy? 3
Quatre: ...AM NOT! -goes over to a corner and cries-
Oi...-head pounding- I need Tylenol... WHAT! -sees no Tylenol- TT#
Duo: UH-oh...She's going to explode in 5..4..3..2..1...0..
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! -cries new river-
Wufei: -passes by in canoe-
Duo: -hops in- ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT! GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM! MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY,MERRILY,LIFE IS BUT A DREAM!
Heero: -pops up from canoe- OMEA O KOROSU! -hits Duo with oar-
Duo: Xx
ACK! HEERO NO BAKA! -pulls out oar-
Heero: En gaurde! -positions oar-
-both of us go into oar fight-
Trowa: Please R&R, and if you have any Tylenol, extra strength, it will be appreciated. I need some too, so please, leave some and review.
-while oar fighting- AND ALL FLAMES WILL BE USED TO COOK RAMEN, B-B-Q, AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF, THEN THEY WILL BE EXTINGUISHED. JA!