UmJammer Lammy 2: Nightmares
Chapter 8: The End of the Innocence
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(on the MilkCan tour bus, Katy Kat is driving, wihle Ma-san is watching Pulp Fiction)
Katy Kat: Hey, Ma-san. I need to tell you something.
Ma-san: (Yes?)
(Ma-san pauses the movie)
Katy Kat: I miss Lammy. I need to save her!
Ma-san: (Well, she was over at the Griffins.)
Katy Kat: That's it! The Griffins stole Lammy! Let's call PaRappa!
(Katy Kat presses a big red button, and PaRappa's voice can be heard)
PaRappa (on speaker): Yes?
Katy Kat: Take all of your friends, including Joe Chin and that onion guy to Quahog's house of Griffin.
PaRappa: Okay!
(The speaker goes off, while Katy drives the tour bus to Quahog)
Katy Kat: Quahog, here we come!
(At Peter's house, Lois, Peter, Stewie with a trunkful of weapons, Brian, Meg, Chris, and Strong Sad are holding hands)
Strong Sad: Now chant this phrase with me: "Ponderosastuckey JBXmamietrojantampax, and Britneyspearsisgay!"
(The family chants this and dissapears into the boot camp)
Lois: Where's Lammy?
Peter: I don't know!
(Lois grabs one of Stewie's eyegoggles and sees Lammy and Rammy plowing a garden for Robert Plant)
Lois: I found them! I found them!
Peter: You found what?
Lois: I found Lammy and Rammy!
Peter: Oh.
Lois: Follow me!
(Lois runs to Robert Plant, wihle the family follows)
Robert Plant: You dangbang buggers! You blasted my plan! Now I'll make you people plow my field!
(Robert Plant snaps his fingers, and the family have plows on their backs)
Robert Plant: Now work, and in 3 hours, the fight will begin! I'm a Level 666 on Mortal Kombat, did ya know?
Lois: No.
(Robert snaps his fingers again and the family's mouths dissapear)
Robert Plant: Told ya so. Now PLOW for me!
Lois: (muffled) OKAY!
(Lois and the gang start plowing, while at the house, Katy Kat and some others break in the house)
Sunny: Hey, I don't see the Griffins anywhere!
Katy Kat: Let's look upstairs, freaks!
(Katy goes upstairs to find a comatose Peter Griffin and his family in the attic)
Katy Kat: What the? They're dead?
Lois (in dream): AAAAAAUGH! AAUGH!
Katy Kat: Wait a minute...Lammy's dream is real! We need to stop Robert Plant or Jimmy Page or James Bonham!
Strong Sad: It's Robert Plant, you freaks! Now hold hands in a circle around the Dream ouiji board and chant this!
(Katy and the gang go around the dream Ouiji board and chant with Strong Sad)
Strong Sad: Blahblahblahblahstuckeysblah!
(Suddenly, the gang dissapear into the boot camp)
Robert Plant: What the! You! You! I'm gonna kill you!
(Robert Plant grabs a bazooka and hits Lammy and Rammy on the head)
Robert Plant: Sorry.
(Katy Kat kicks him in the crotch)
Robert Plant: OW! YOU KILLED ME!
(Robert Plant's heads blows up)
Katy Kat: Well, that was a short chapter.
(The dream sequence fades out to Lammy grilling burgers with an apron saying "I went to boot camp, and I just got this lousy apron!" on)
Lammy: Who wants a burger?
Katy Kat: I do! I do!
(Katy runs over to Lammy and grabs a burger)
Katy Kat: I really love your burgers, Lammy!
Lammy: Yeah, but...
Katy Kat: I'm sorry for firing you out of MilkCan, Lammy. I didn't know that Teriyaki was doing that harsh thing to you!
Lammy: I know, Katy.
Katy Kat: You're back in!
Lammy: Yes!
(Lammy hands the spatula and apron to Katy, while she goes over to the microphone stand)
Lammy: Peoples, MilkCan's back in business!
(The audience cheers, while MilkCan gets ready to perform their signature song "Got To Move! (Millenium Girl)")
No cuttin' corners
She's on the border now
No shedding tears,
Goal is real near
Trying to shift,
Into gear
That's when I see ya comin',
Prevent me from running
Get up get up trying to psych myself
Cuz it doesn't work with no one else
All of this hype all around,
Seems like, a waste of time
From uptown to midtown, trying to get downtown
But I'm not getting close
I'm just running running round
Always at my best,
Giving it my best
I don't need no rest,
It's my test now
And I'm in a beat,
That's very unique
And I know that I,
I'm running for me
Got to move
With the groove
I got to go on
I got to move on
I got to get on
Repeat (A)
I'm facing all the problems that'll get me
(Facin' the problems that'll get me)
Guz I don't really wanna spend the time see
(I don't wanna spend no time see)
All of this hype all around,
(All of this, hype from all around)
Seems like, a waste of time
(Seems like a waste of time with big sound)
Let me tell you, let me give everybody little something
(But let me give you, A word of advice, it seems like a waste of time but it's nice)
In life, you just can't get going around cutting corners
(And in life, struggle with help you later, no cuttin' corners)
Always at my best,
(And I'm in a beat)
Giving it my best
(Cuz I got the moves)
I don't need to rest,
(I don't need time to rest)
It's my test now
(You know I got the groove)
And I'm in a beat,
(And I would give you my best)
That's very unique
(Running from east to west)
And I know that I,
(Got the moves y'all)
I'm running for me
(Diggin' the groove y'all)
Got to move
(Hippity hop y'all)
With the groove
(Tippity top y'all,)
I got to go on
(Go on)
I got to move on
(Move on)
I got to get on
No cuttin' corners
No cuttin' corners
She's on the border now
(The guitars turn off)
Katy Kat: Woo! Thank you! We're going to Phillips Arena!
(Lammy's guitar turns back on, playing Free Falling)
Lammy: I'm a good girl, with her daddy. I love Jesus and my daddy. She loves Elvis and my mother, and Patrick Swayze is gay!
(The guitars turn off)
Lammy: Oh.
(At a house in Universal City, California, a 21-year old fox is sleeping, although the alarm is ringing)
THE END!