Title: Split Screen: Wink, Wink 2?

Author: Autumn

Email: Something starts after a visit to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes.

Pairing: Fred/Hermione

Rating: PG-13

Spoilers: HPB

A/N: I'm not sure what I think about the Fleur speech. If it's too obnoxious let me know and I'll edit it back, and ya'll can just emagine ze axcent!

"Oi! George look what the cat drug in."

"Not a cat; just Fleur dragging around our old brother."

"Hey now!" Bill exclaimed.

"'elo leetle Weezley boys." The Vela beamed.

"Phle-Fleur"George corrected himself at Bill's elbow in his ribs.

"'Ow ees bueesnez?"

"It's great. What brings the two of you here?"

"Wedding plans." Bill stated simply.

"I 'ave been wondering, eef the two of you could be in the wedding. I want to have 'sree girls on my side. And Beel, will need two more groomsmen."

"Charlie and Gabriella will be the best man and maid of honor. She wants Ginny to be a bridesmaid, but wants eight in the bridal party instead of six.

"Seex is an evil number Beel!"

"Yeah Bill, what were you thinking!" Fred admonished.

"Okay, so you've got me and Gred and Ginny. Who's the other bird?" George asked.

"Zat would be one of 'Ary's friends."

"Ronekins? Blimey, I know he's a bit of a girl, but I don't fancy seeing him in a dress." Fred looked revolted.

Fleur gave a silvery laugh that reduced Bill to goo. The other Weasleys simply waited for the sickening display to end. "No seely boyz! I meant ze one wiz zw 'hair and zoes large teez! Of course, we shall use a glamour charm, to feex her."

"Hermione's not broken." Fred bit out.

The tension in the room was thick as the younger twin glared at the blonde Vela. Curses he wouldn't use on Voldemort, streaming through his thoughts. To the surprise of George, a megawatt smile spread over her face. "I knew eet! Beel! I told you deed I not?"

"What in blazes are you nutters talking about?" George asked, keeping an eye on Fred who still looked ready to kill the Vela.

Bill chuckled, and kissed his fiance's temple. "Fleur and I made a bet about our little brother George. She said Fred was interested in Hermione, I said it was impossible. But it appears that I was wrong." Bill grinned slyly at Fred.

"And Fleur figured, if she pretended to insult Hermione, the truth would come out." George pieced it together.

Fred's jaw dropped, and he began to laugh. As the co-owner of a joke shop, it was difficult not to appreciate a clever ruse. "Well done Fleur, fitting of a Weasley."

"Were you serious about us being in your wedding though?" George asked.

"Yeah actually. You and Ginny can walk together."

"Wheech leaves Fred weeth 'es 'Ermione." Fleur teased.