Guess what I think I'm the first one to put a second chapter on his story in timesplitters.I ROCK!

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The bald-man stepped over the dead corpses layed in front of him.

"Who are you?" Ordered Capt. Night

" I'm Sgt. Cortez of the space marines. " replied Cortez." Andre, Saria...you two have to come with me. "

"What! No way. We never separate our troops and we don't know you. " Yelled Reuben.

" All right all of you come. We have to leave before the timesplitters get through the portal. Plus those zombies aren't going to help. " Said Cortez.

" Then you what the hell is happening? Asked Saria.

" Yeah and if you come with me I'll tell what's going on then I won't fade into nothing-ness. "Responded Cortez.

He turned around and started walking then Andre saw Cortez's Plasma auto-Rifle straped to his back. He also saw Cortez's dual sci-fi handguns and was amazed.

"What are those weapons?" Questioned Andre.

Cortez smiled and thought 'I hoped they would ask that.' He flipped out the handguns while a huge smile crawled on his face.

" This are sci-fi hand--" He was stopped by a corpse that fell fom the ceiling. Cortez continued. "Perfect!"

He pointed the sc-fi handguns, smiled and fired causing massive light to comming from the end almost ripping the zombie to piece leaving the troops in awe.

"WHAT THE ...CRAP was that?" Said all the troops at the same time. ( which I now know is almost impossible)

"Wait until you see the Plasma auto-rifle in action which will happen in 5,4,3,2,1."

Then berserker-splitters started charging out of the stairway growling, hissing all the way. Cortez brought out his auto-rifleand opened fire killing most. One tried to tackle him but he quickly darted to the left and shot a bullet into the brain. The troops opened fire on the last splitter standing. They wasted rounds over rounds of ammo but it wasn't dieing, it was just keeping it still for a bit until Cortez finished it.

"This way!" Yelled Cortez.

" But that way is a deadend." Said Reuben.

" I know but we need backup." Cortez cheerfully said.

They ran down the temples halls dispatching anything that got in their way.The groupran into a fork in the raod and Cortez said. " Right."

"Why right?"Asked Andre.

Coretz sighed then continued "Because there is aass full of zombies left."

"How do you know?" Grilled Andre.

Cortez said in anger. "Umm I don't know maybe because all the blood in the hall you moron plus I've don-. " but he stopped leaving Andre very puzzled.

"Just move!" Saira said.

Continuing down the halls Cortez looked back to see lots of zombies comming their way.

"Speed it up!" He yelled. They started running as fast as they could go.

"Oh shit!" Said Capt. Night. as they reached the deadend.

"Sgt. use your fancy guns to kill them all." Said Reuben.

"Nah, you can take them." Answered Cortez as he looked at his watch.

They started firing at the waves and waves of zombies while Cortez sat on the ground whistling.

"You better stand back. Trust me." Said Cortez.

They stood near the wall and comtinued firing butthe zombies just kept comming closer then closer.

Cortez started counting down again. "5.4.3.2.1"

1960's

'This is going to be a hard mission.' Harry Tipper thought to himself. He rised his gun preparing the greatest battle of his life. He lefted his foot then kicked down the door. What he saw was a disco dance floor with many people dancing.

" It's now time to get jiggy with it...wait no,I have to wait for 'Spaceman'. " Harry said to himself.

He walked to the bar and ordered a drink. A women walked up to him and said. " Can you buy me a drink pretty boy?"

"No, I'm a one women man so you look for another sap." Harry said alittle rudely.

He waited for an hour until he finally gave up so he walked to the dance were a hand grapped him and pulled him back. He pointed his his gun at his attacker.

"Can you please take the gun outta my face?" Asked Cortez.

"Oh Spaceman.ok.Why did you call me here?"

"I need your help to help save my parent.when you go through the time portal shoot the things that the girl with teddybear napsack. Oh your going to need this shotgun and machine guns."

"Ok ready." Said Harry.

He was amazed when a time portal opened up in front of him.He touched it then jumped back.

"Spaceman that lighty thingy is really cold."

Cortez just sighed then push Harry Tipper in the portal.

1990's

Jo-Beth Casey sat on her chair across from her 'friend' Sally. Who was a blonde and never stops talking.

"And the I had to return the new scarf because it was too tight." Said Sally.

Casey groaned from this stupid comment. Just to get her out of the room she said." Could you make some Kool-Aid the packets are in the cupboard."

'How did I meet a dope like Sally.Man, I miss Cortez. He was cool and not an idiot...well when he said "Time to Split!" that was dumb.'

Then out of nowhere cortez walked out of another portal and tapped Jo-Beth on the back causing her turn around then kick him square in the nuts...again.

She nocticed it was Cortez and she said. "SORRY I DID IT AGAIN!"

He slowly got up and said. "It's ok but I need your help i-." He was cut off by. "Yes , Yes I'll help you!"

"Why so eager?" Asked Cortez but then he heard Sally saying something.

" I can't make the Kool-Aid.8 cups of water don't fit in those little packets."

Cortez lift an eye brow then said. " I see, Ok your going through that portal but there will be zombies as soon as you get there. Don't worry I will be there plus others. ok?"

She grabbed her old shotgun and ran into the portal.

(I think) 2400's

"You got me a robot!" said the general but then asecondCortez came through the time portal.

"What the hell!" Said the first Cortez.

"I need R110" Said Cortez

"Sure." Said Cortez as the other Cortez jumped through the portal with a robot in tow.

(I know this one was short but hey I'm only 13 so I getting bored fast, NOT.

1920's

CaptainAsh was smoking his new favorite pipe since his other one was blown away by a sniper. He sat on a lawn chair watching Jungle queen playing the children. Jungle queenlooked at him and he smiled at her.

"I'm going to the washroom." Said Ash as he walked up and away.

He walked down the halls of his mansion until he opened the door to the bathroom but there was a time portal in jumped out of it making Ash scream like a girl.

"Oh you young whipper snapper. How you are my good boy. ( I'm not good atthe wayhow theenglish talk."

"I'm great but I need your help with saving my parents-to-be." Said cortez.

"I sure will because without your help, I wouldn't be a parent either."

"Good but when you go through that portel shoot the zombies k."

"Alright but I'm getting my good guns." Said Ash ashe left then came back with guns comming frommachine guns tohandguns.He jumped in very fast.

2050's

Amy Chen straped a rope to herself perparing to jump down, knock out some guards then place the bomb on the roof. She jumped off the roof but somethinggrapped her leg. She startedkicking on the person who had her leg. She looked up and said. "Cortez?"

"I need your help." He said.

"I can'tI have to blowthe shit outta this building."

"Arghh." Cortez said as he grabbed the bombthen throw down the ledge.

"We are all dead when that bomb goes off."

"Go through the time portal and help me. There will be zombies but I plus others will be there and I'll be right behind you.

"Okay!" She says.

He gives her some guns then she goes through into the past.

Like I said before I'm done a chapter 2 weeeeeeeeee.

Please review when you read this. I'll give more blonde jokes at the end of next chapter here.

Just so you know I don't own Timesplitters future perfect but I will 12 Aug. Then I will write many Timesplitters fanfiction.

Timesplitter is the way to go baby!