Sorry if it took a while to update. I know this is short but I promise I will post a longer one really soon. Here are the casting, I'm still working on their codenames.

Professor Xavier-Pom Pom

Cyclops-Homestar Runner

Wolverine-Strong Bad

Storm-Marzipan

Jean Grey-Frank Bennedetto (popcorn machine)

Rogue-What's Her Face

Jubilee-Cheerleader

Shadowcat-So and So

Colossus-Strong Mad

Iceman-The Cheat

Pyro-Tompkins

Magneto-Strong Sad

Sabretooth-Strong Man (1936 Strong Mad)

Mystique-The Ugly One

Toad-Jhonka

President-The King of Town

Some Secret Service Guy-Poopsmith

Don't asked about Bubs and Coach Z. They will be in later sequels.


Life was simple in the South. It was a place where they don't really care what's going on with the main issues going on in the world of conflicts. It was also simple for the four girls called the Teenage Girl Squad. They were Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One. They were all in the field talking about their day.

What's Her Face said to them, "I found out that I was a mutant all the long!"

Cheerleader said, "Welcome to the party, sister!"

Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One all said at once, "WE ARE MUTANTS TOO!"

Just then Science Fiction Greg came into the scene. Science Fiction Greg said to them, "Hey fellow females!"

Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One said to him glumly, "Hey, Science Fiction Greg..". What's Her Face said enthusiastically, "Hi, Science Fiction Greg!"

Science Fiction Greg said to them, "I heard you were all total hot space mutant vixens. Would one of you like to go out with me to watch some sci-fi flick? Perhaps SW3? "

Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One said in order, "Ewe", "Gross", "Dreg". What's Her Face said to him, "I will totally go out with you, SFG!"

What's Her Face holds his hand, but without realizing it, she was absorbing his life force.

Science Fiction Greg said to her, "Hey! You're sucking my physics!"

Just then, Science Fiction Greg is dead. What's Her Face was both shocked and heartbroken.

"Oh no! I killed Science Fiction Greg! I'M RUNNING AWAY!"

What's Her Face, just then, ran away from the girls. The three remaining girls were just standing there.

So and So said to The Ugly One, "Uh, did you just said "dreg"?"

To Be Continued