Cast-
Professor Xavier-Pom Pom
Cyclops-Homestar Runner
Wolverine-Strong Bad
Storm-Marzipan
Jean Grey-Frank Bennedetto (popcorn machine)
Rogue-What's Her Face
Jubilee-Cheerleader
Shadowcat-So and So
Colossus-Strong Mad
Iceman-The Cheat
Pyro-Tompkins
Magneto-Strong Sad
Sabretooth-Strong Man (1936 Strong Mad)
Mystique-The Ugly One
Toad-Jhonka
President-The King of Town
Some Secret Service Guy-Poopsmith
It had been many years since the war in Land and Place. But there is indeed a war in politics now. Since the discovery of the mutant race, people now has suspicion, fear, and even anger upon the mutants. In Free Capital, there was Political Showdown hosting at the Senate. The issue in the Political Showdown was mainly about the mutant allegations. The rivalries were Senator Marshie, who was for the Anti Mutant Act and Homestar Runner and Frank Bennedetto, who were against the Anti Mutant Act. Obliviously Frank Bennedetto is an inanimate object, but Homestar Runner was there to be his "translator".
Homestar Runner is a good fellow with a clean heart. But he can be a little dimwitted sometimes. Homestar Runner is also a mutant. His powers are that he can create optic blasts through his eyes. The only problem was that he cannot control his optic blasts without the help of his ruby quartz visors. So he wore those visors all the time.
Homestar said to the surrounding people, "My companion says, in conclusion mutants can fuwther more be apawt of society. We can, I mean, they can join fowces with the people in one peace."
Senator Marshie jumped, actually, floated up and said, "I object! Mutants are an infestation! They will screw the weather, go into our minds, and even going through walls. Vote me! For the Anti-Mutant Act (some current year, lets say 05')!"
Homestar said, "Hey, mistew. Some of my best fwiends awe mutants. And I'm not just saying that because I'm a mutant, which I am not. Sewiously, I'm not a mutant. Isn't that wight, Mr. Bennedetto."
Senator Marshie, "Right. Remember people vote me for the polls-or-something. Oh and if you vote for me you will get a Special-Edition Deluxe Army Style Caned Marshmallow Mayonnaises. Limited supply only…"
The people were now considering to go with the Senator's act. Even Homestar knew they lost the Political Showdown against Senator Marshie, the floating marshmallow. Not just Homestar but also Professor Pom Pom. Professor Pom Pom is a good friend to Homestar for a long time. Pom Pom was too a mutant, which his powers were all psychic abilities from telepathy, telekinetics, and even mind control. Professor Pom Pom gets the name "professor" because he runs a mutant school for mutant children which the school is called "CGNU, School for Crazy but Gifted Kids".
Anyway, Homestar carried Frank Bennedetto to the car outside, as Professor Pom Pom decides to head out with them. But just then Professor Pom Pom notice a plump figure in a trench coat and hat. Using his telepathy he realized that mysterious figure was no other than, his old friend, Strong Sad. Strong Sad grown a lot since he was Lil' Strong Sad. Unfortunately he had a sad childhood since he was under war. Strong Sad was a friend to Pom Pom back in the good old days. The only problem is that they both see different views on the mutant issue. You see, Strong Sad is a mutant also. A mutant with powers to manipulate metals using magnetic forces.
Professor Pom Pom followed Strong Sad in the hallway which was leading out of the Senate.
Pom Pom made some bubbly noises to Strong Sad, which meant, "What's going on with you?"
Strong Sad turned to the round figure in the suit, sitting in a wheelchair.
Strong Sad said, "You will never understand. We will never rest our differences with the non-mutant society."
Professor Pom Pom used his mind reading powers on Strong Sad's brilliant mind.
Strong Sad said, "I know you're searching through what's ever is in my mind. And you better not steal my credit account or my buddy list."
Pom Pom made some bubbly noises, "I'm looking for hope."
Strong Sad said to Pom Pom, "Hope means nothing to this world of humanity and politics."
Strong Sad walks off and left the facility. Professor Pom Pom decides go back to the car. Just then Homestar was right next to Pom Pom.
Homestar said to Pom Pom, "Can you dwive us home? Strong Mad still has my license. And I don't think I'm insuwed"