Chapter twenty-eight: Heartbroken
"HEY YOU!"
Coniniaue's eyes fluttered open. "What the Hell…?" Standing on her chest was a foot-tall version of… Herself.
"I'm you! So clean the muck out of your ears and pay attention!" The mini-version squeaked.
"Is this a dream…?"
"I dunno, hit yourself and find out!" The mini version shouted. "NOW LISTEN! Coniniaue Tommy, you are an IDIOT! How could you say that to Edward?"
"Well, he broke my heart. Is that enough for you?" Coniniaue growled.
"No, it ain't! You love him, Coniniaue. You love him. And just like that…" The mini Coniniaue snapped her fingers. "You broke his heart."
"But he broke mine…"
"We're you even paying attention to what he said? All you were doing is thinking, 'I hate him.' Idiot, idiot, IDIOT! Go make up with him. Now!"
"But it's three in the morning…"
"DO IT!"
Coniniaue was sitting on Edward's chest, cross-legged. And he was still asleep. Weird, yes? Yes.
"Edward?"
Edward mumbled something in his sleep.
"Ed?"
The same mumble.
"YO EDWARD! I'M TALKIN' TA YOU!"
"Wha?" Edward blinked and opened his eyes. "Coniniaue?" His eyes narrowed. "Why are you sitting on me?"
"Because the coffee table broke. Now shut up and listen."
"Coniniaue…"
"Shut up! I… I'm sorry, about earlier. I was being a bitch. I'm real sorry. Really…"
Edward sat up, making Coniniaue slip off and sit on his legs. "Coniniaue, you broke my heart. And I'm sorry I broke yours. I didn't know how you would react, and I didn't know you liked me so much."
"So… We're even?"
"You could say that. Now, um…" He blinked. "You're still sitting on me."
"Oh, yeah." She hopped off. "Sorry… So um, can we go out later? Our last date was killed by Lust and Envy…"
"Sure. I just hope they don't trash this like they did the other one. Um… Wear the same dress."
"…Fine. You just like staring at me don't you?"
"Maybe."