Ah! It's so good to be back on track! Even though Evolution is no more, I'll bring them all to their sad existences back again! And yes, HHH's 12-gauge magnum is back on action! LOL!
Thank you so much for the reviews! And as a reward, here's Chapter 2! Enjoy:p
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After a long, long trip and another WWE live show, Evolution resided in a hotel before their next trip. Batista and Flair went out for a night in the town, which leaves us to…
RANDY: (barges into the room clumsily) Hunter! (rushes towards HHH, knocking things out of his way and screeches to a halt in front of him)
HHH: (tic appears in left eye) Shuddup, ape! Can't you see that I'm busy?
RANDY: Hunter, can you teach me how to use that gun of yours?
HHH: (flatly) No.
RANDY: Pleaseeeee……………….Hunter? (makes watery eyes at him)
HHH: sigh All right. (hands Randy the gun)
RANDY: (hops up and down like the monkey that he is) How do you do it?
HHH: You cock the gun then you shoot.
RANDY: (cocks the gun) Is this right?
HHH: Right. Now you shoot.
RANDY: (shoots without caring where he was aiming at)
HHH: Hey-- watch out!
RANDY: Eh?
HHH: (eyes widen as he sees a few strands of golden hair float before his face)
RANDY: (still blank about what had befallen HHH) What happened?
HHH: (touches the top of his head and his fingers feel singed hair)
RANDY: (notices HHH's hair for the first time) Hunter? What happened to your hair?
HHH: (Mount Krakatoa erupts in background) My hair, you frigging dumbass ape!
RANDY: (face turns pale at the sight of HHH) What? I didn't do anything!
HHH: You burnt my hair, damn you! (launches paper fan after paper fan at Randy until the poor boy is covered in a small hill of paper fans)
RANDY: (sticks a hand out of the mound) Hey Hunter! When you die, can you give me this gun?
HHH: (face turns a deep red as he flattens the pile of paper fans, along with Randy under it, in a few good stomps and stalks out of the room)
RANDY: ……………b-bad q-question…
(t.b.c.)
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Oh, dear God…too much freaking foolishness! LOL! Don't forget to review:p