Bloodless

by Fleur de Anemone

When Alphonse is not allowed to help Edward with military work anymore, who is Edward paired up with? Coniniaue, of course... This won't end well. In chapter thirty it becomes a Tenchi Muyo crossover XD. I do not own FMA or TM. This goes for the whole fic

30. The space ship

Chapter thirty: The space ship

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"MISHOSHI!"

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! We were just going to visit Jurai, I didn't know…"

"IT'S ALL WASHU'S FAULT!"

"I didn't know my teleportation device would malfunction! I didn't know it would deplete the ships fuel either!"

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"We're falling! Eek! Tenchi!"

KABOOM!

Coniniaue was about to put the cat and dog together when Mihoshi's space ship crashed. Of course, Edward and Coniniaue sprang up and dashed out to see smoke billowing from a field far away. When they got to the edge of the town, Edward turned around and flashed his pocket watch, yelling, "STAY BACK! Military personnel only!"

Ryoko, Ayeka, Sasami, Mihoshi, Tenchi and Washu sat on the grass, Sasami going around to bandage wounds. That was when Edward and Coniniaue showed up.

"What the Hell is that?" He exclaimed, pointed at the space ship. Ryo-oh-ki turned back into cuddly form, jumping to Ryoko.

Ryoko glanced up, and for a split second, she was completely over Tenchi. "Hey there, cutie!" She waved at Edward.

"Erm… Hi. Now what the hell is going on?"

Coniniaue knelt down by Ayeka, staring at her. "You look familiar…"

"'Scuse me, sir…" Washu tapped Edward's shoulder. "Um, what year is it?"

"1910."

Washu almost fell over. "19…10? Are you serious?"

"It'll be 1911 in a few months…"

Ryoko sprang up, her sword coming into her hand and pointed at Edward. "You'd better not be lying…"

Coniniaue dashed over and stood in front of Edward. "He's not."

"I still don't believe it…" Ryoko muttered.

"Believe it, girly." Coniniaue hissed. "It's 1910. Nineteen freakin' ten."

Ryoko rose her sword and chopped down on Coniniaue.

Fzzt.

The sword cut through Coniniaue's shirt and slammed into her metal arm. Ryoko's eyes widened. "Wha…?"

Coniniaue tore off her sleeve, revealing her automail arm. "Surprised?"

"Hell yeah…"

Of course, Washu dashed over and looked at the arm. "Why, this is very old robotics, but it works so well! Who…"

"Um, Winry Rockbell…" Coniniaue muttered, as Washu looked over her arm. "My mechanic, Edward's girlfriend."

"SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!" Edward shouted.

"What did she mean…" Ayeka mumbled to herself, staring at Coniniaue.