A/N: Alright, Chapter 4! Velma may have been a tiny bit out of character in the last chapter, but she'll be totally in character for most of the rest of the chapters, I think.

Kels: Here ya go babe, just like I promised. I hope you enjoy them. MISS YOU LOTS FAKE WIFE!

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When Roxie and Velma finally arrived back at their apartment, Velma was on the verge of strangling Roxie and kept looking at her with murder in her eyes. Roxie was entirely calm about this, which only added to Velma's aggravation.

"An audition! How could he! That bastard, I knew he was up to something!" Velma screamed, walking into the kitchen to pour herself a drink. Roxie followed her, laughing silently.

"What the hell's so funny?" Velma snapped, pulling a glass out of the cupboard and grabbing the bottle of scotch.

"Velma, when does Marty ever come in at 9 am to audition someone?" Roxie asked, giving Velma a look that clearly said "Think about it". Velma gave Roxie a smirk.

"Roxie, you sneaky little bitch!" She laughed, sipping her scotch.

"I learned from the best," Roxie said, "I'm gonna go to bed, see ya in the morning Vel."

"'night Rox." Velma said, leaning back in her chair, she sighed.

"That kid…"

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"One…two…three!" Velma counted, more for Roxie's benefit than her own. They were rehearsing the new dance steps for next week's act, both women danced energetically all morning.

"Alright kids, take five," Marty called, standing up to go talk to the piano player. Velma made her way to the dressing room she shared with Roxie, and she sat in front of the mirror, fixing her makeup and wiping off the beads of sweat that covered her forehead.

"Good rehearsal, huh?" Roxie asked, sitting down next to Velma, who nodded in agreement. Velma was about to comment on the new dance steps, when they were quite rudely interrupted by a very flustered looking Giusi. Velma's smug expression lit up her features when she saw Giusi glaring at them from the doorway.

"Miss your audition?" Velma smirked, Giusi's eyes narrowed angrily. Then she turned to Roxie.

"You lying little bitch! I'm ten times better lookin' than you! How dare you humiliate me?" She yelled, Roxie was cracking up and Velma chuckled.

"You may be better lookin' than her," Roxie's eyes narrowed at Velma's words, "but she's the one Chicago wants." Roxie smiled.

"Why would Chicago want some murdering, lying, skinny bitch?" Giusi spat.

"Because we're infamous."

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