Chapter forty-one: Coniniaue the cat
"So where are you taking me, Edward?" Coniniaue asked. Edward had come in that morning, told her to get dressed, and dragged her out of the inn.
Edward tightened his grip on her wrist. "You'll see, you'll see!"
"If you squeeze any harder you'll cut my hand off."
"Sorry, but it's THAT important."
Edward pulled her through some bushes and smiled. "Tada!"
Coniniaue gasped. Before them was a lovely waterfall that tumbled down forty-one (Haha) feet into a pool of clear, deep water below. "Edward, it's beautiful…"
"Yeah, isn't it? I found it while Alphonse and I were chasing a cat because it peed on my bed. They're sacred waters so we're not allowed to swim in it."
"Says who?" Coniniaue took off her shirt and dove off the waterfall in her sports bra. Edward glanced after her, eyes wide. Oh, no. She'd better not be caught…
Coniniaue hit the water with a small splash. She surfaced and paddled out, crawling onto the edge. Edward was beside her shortly. "Coniniaue, what are you thinking, why… Oh my God."
"Huh? What?" Coniniaue looked up at him. "Did you get taller?"
Coniniaue was a cat. She had white-gray fur, but she still had flaming red hair tied in a braid that laid down her back, that was arched to shake off water. Two small fangs poked out from the sides of her mouth. "Wha…" She looked down at her furry chest and front paws. "OH MY GOD! I'M A FREAKING CAT!"
Coniniaue: -Angry- You made me a CAT?
Areku: -Shrugs- Sorry, I needed mystery and weirdness.
Coniniaue: But a CAT? Couldn't you have made me a fox or something?
Areku: If I made you a fox it would be too Inuyasha-y, same thing with a dog...
Coniniaue: What about a pig? A cute little piggy!
Areku: Ranma 1/2, Ryouga...
Coniniaue: DAMN! I'd better be a freaking cute cat!
Areku: You get to sleep with Edward...
Coniniaue: I like this idea Don't you fans out there like this idea? DON'T YOU?