Chapter forty-six: Sabra, Randolph and Kerr

"Randolph, this is taking forever. Where are we going again?"

"Relax, Sabra. We're almost there. We're looking for colonel Roy Mustang's office."

"So we're going on some kind of mission? Did you get any information on it?"

"No. We are just supposed to report immediately."

"Who are we working with, Randolph?"

"Edward Elric, his wide, Coniniaue Elric, and Yvette."

"YVETTE! I can't STAND her…"

"Oh shut up. At least ACT like you can."

"Fine. Whatever you say, Randolph."

There was a knock on the door. Edward and Coniniaue was sitting on the floor, leaning against a wall, Edward's arm around his wife. Sabra, Randolph and Kerr walked in as Coniniaue was about to drift off into sleep.

"Ah, Sabra…" Roy took her hand and kissed it. "How long has it been?"

Sabra pulled her hand back. "Don't get flirty with me, Roy Mustang! You got me drunk!"

"Why Sabra, whatever do you mean?"

Sabra was the perfect kind of women Roy Mustang would chase. She was smart, but quiet, beautiful, but deadly. Her weapons of choice were two old knives from her father; the blades were concealed in the hilts, so she had to press a button to be able to use them. She had a pretty face and long black hair to her waist, and wore a simple gray turtleneck sweater and simple black pants.

"You know what she means." Randolph retorted. "You asked her out and got her drunk and…"

Randolph was a tall boy, around Roy's age, with short brown hair and broad shoulders. His attire consisted of a yellow tunic-like shirt and brown khakis. He was simple, like Sabra, and was also her boyfriend. However, his weapons were two pistols, a little more advanced than he looked.

Edward stood up, Coniniaue with him. "Erm… Hello, I'm Edward Elric and this is my wife, Coniniaue…"

Karr just stared at him. "You're… No older than… Sixteen. You've got to be joking."

Karr was like Sabra and Randolph. He wore a black shirt and khakis. Simple.

Edward and Coniniaue held up their hands. "We're not."

Sabra, Randolph and Karr looked at each other. Then they burst out laughing. Edward just glared at them, but Coniniaue pounced. "OH SO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DO YOU? I'LL SHOW YOU, YOU ANNOYING PEOPLE!"

Roy caught her by the braid before she threw herself on Sabra. "Calm down, calm down. Sit, girl!"

"Shut up! I'm not a dog!" Coniniaue hissed.

"You're a dog of the military, no?" Karr piped up.

"Shut up.

"You are!"

"SHUT UP BEFORE I KILL YOU!"