Joey Wheeler and the Quest for the Golden Doughnut
Note: At last, I have updated, oh precious few who actually read this story! This chapter shall bring even more random events than the first two! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Enjoy! glances at Joey carefully before knocking him out with her bat On to the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: Here are the random things besides Yu-gi-oh that I don't own from this chapter: Dunkin' Donuts (which I probably spelled wrong, but ya'll know what I mean) Easton Reflex (except for my own fine one, which my dad bought me when my brother shattered my other bat) Harry Potter's wand, Genovia and all other characters and ideas from The Princess Diaries Books and a laptop... oh, I didn't give a brand name so that wasn't nessasary, but still true, sadly...
Joey: is roused by the annoying sound of my voice What da heck? No! NO! You can't be done wit da disclaimer! I refuse to let dis story go-
Author: punches in the face Too bad, I'm the author!
Day Three
Uh… I'm supposed ta find dis doughnut, but da author isn't bein very helpful as ta the location of it an all… so now I'm goin' ta Dunkin' Donuts ta see if dey got a golden one. Eh, donut guy, ya gots a golden donut 'round here?
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Ya don'?
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Ya aren' even sure why an anime character is talkin' to ya? What's dat supposed ta-
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What? I'm from a TV show dats for little kids an' ya bought ya son an action figure of me?
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I betcha I look good as an action figure?
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Bad hair? Well I neva-
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donut guy pulls out the action figure My hair does not look like dat. donut guy pulls out mirror AH! It does! I have ta run around in circles now, 'kay book?
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No… not da Easton Reflex!
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NO! Don't call da author! I'll shut up, really! Man… dat donut guy was no help at all. And I want ta eat a donut now… but I can't… dang it. Hey, author lady… don't heros usually get someone ta help them along… like a sidekick or somethin'.
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What? Who said dat 'I don' deserve a sidekick yet'? Dat's da dumbest thing I ever- Kaiba appears from nowhere with the Easton Reflex and a large glazed donut, which he proceeds to eat right in front of Joey.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- Ok, shuttin' up now- ouch, stop hittin' me Kaiba ya dang rich boy!
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Whaddaya mean dat was lame? It ain't my fault I was written into a kiddie cartoon without any cussin', now is it?
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Hey! You can't say dat stuff! You're a Yu-gi-oh character too, ya know!
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I don' believe it, he's sayin' dat stuff. Where's da author when ya need her?
Oh, dere ya are! Tell him he can't say dat stuff!
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You changed the ratin' ta teen, so he can say that stuff? Why can't I, den?
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Dat's gotta be da dumbest thing I ever heard! I can't say dat 'cause you'd actually have ta write it down! Hey… none a dose things Kaiba said are actually part a da text… weird.
author disappears and comes back with a 'stick'
What da heck? Dem sticks again? Dats stupid! Why are ya pointin' it at me? Wait… don' say dat… don' wave da- Ah! I'm floating in midair! Dis is like I'm not in a fanfic and back in my TV show.
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Okay, back in Yugi's TV show that hardly mentions me… I get it already, jeez… Kaiba vanishes and reappears with another donut, this time chocolate Stop doin' dat, author person… I'm gonna find da golden donut eventually… I hope…
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Not if ya don' want me to? Where is it, anyhow?
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Genovia? I neva heard a no Genovia.
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It's from a book? Den how da heck am I supposed ta get dere?
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I'm not… I'm supposed ta get Mia ta bring it ta me? Who da heck is- princess Mia Thermopolis Renaldo appears
O.O She's prettier den da author. Well, dat's not much of a compliment, so- Ouch! Dat's my delicately arranged hair you're hittin', ya know!
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Dat's the whole point? Man you're an angry woman!
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Man you're an angry girl who doesn't wanna be called a woman!
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Fine, fine… I'll tak her inta given me da donut, den! Hey gorgeous, ya wanna give dat golen donut a yours ta dis fine lookin' guy right here, don't ya! Mia hits him and then Michael appears
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Oh… Hiya Michael Moscavitz, Mia's boyfriend. Whatcha doin' wit dat laptop? it starts to rain bolders over Joey
You're hackin' da story! Stop dat, da author won' like it an she'll hit me wit da bat!
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You think it's funny and Michael's hot? Dat's dumb!
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No, no, it's not dumb, please don't- angry scratching cats start to fall with the bolders At least it ain't K- Kaiba appears and eats a glazed, chocolate filled donut
Aww, come on… dis is just plain evil.
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Dat's da whole point? What da heck? Is dis just the pic on Joey fic or somethin'? O.O You won' believe what just happened!
End note: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Cliffie! I want lots of reviews or I won't update! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA- cough cough. Anyway, review right now!