Okay, this is a fic based on your typical, cliche, overused storyline. It is a parody, so don't think I'd write a serious story this way. Especially not an FMP! one.
"Chidori. It is my understanding that--"
Whack!
For no apparent reason, Kaname has struck Sousuke with the fan.
"Ow! What wazzat for!" Sousuke yelled, completely OOC.
Kaname ignores him and goes to her desk, because they're at school. Suddenly, amidst a cloud of sparkles and cuteness, a pretty new girl walks in. She has long blonde hair and doe blue eyes and all the boys (including Sousuke) are instantly smitten, as a violently jealous Kaname looks on in rage.
Smiling shyly, the new girl walks up to Sousuke, oblivious to his drooling and sits beside him.
Clenching her teeth, Kaname smacked him withthe fan again in a fit of jealous rage. He gives her a blank look and continues drooling over Mizuki. (Nevermind that she never introduced herself. She's the Love Interest and therefore everyone knows automatically who she is.)
Flipping her hair, she gives Kaname an innocently sweet smile. "Why did you just hit him?"
"Because he was staring at you! He's only supposed to stare at me!"
"Does he not have the right to look at anyone he chooses?"
Glaring, Kaname reached out and hit poor innocent Mizuki. Hard. (Good. That's what I'd love to do to every blatant Mary Sue.)
Suddenly, the whole class is rushing to help Mizuki up and giving Kaname dirty looks. She's become their pariah, because who would ever want to pick on such a sweet girl like Mizuki? Especially since it was her first day and all.
Kaname has begun to cry and is apologizing like crazy, but the class pays her no mind. They're all cooing over Mizuki, upon whose cheek has blossomed an ugly red welt in the shape of a hand.
Kaname continues sobbing.
well, that was as badly written as I could do without puking. I hate making characters stray so very far from canon. It's a pet peeve of mine, so I thought I attempt to show people just how stupid it looks. Any ideas, let me know. This could prove epic.