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2. Pirates of the Caribbean. Curse of the Black Pearl.

Scene 1.

Starfire and Aqualad standing on a ship.

Aqualad. "look I know Robin doesn't treat you good. Come away with me baby, I'll show you a good time." Winks at her.

Robin. "Hi. Stick the script!" Waves a bow and arrow at him.

Aqualad. Gulp. "See Elizabeth absolutely nothing to be afraid. No pirates etc…"

Starfire. "Then what's that?"

Raven rows past on her sinking ship still wearing the Gandalf beard expect now it has been dyed black. Behind her is a wreckage.

Raven. "I didn't do it." Rows away very quickly.

Aqualad. "What could have possibly done something so evil?"

A giant green octopus emerges.

Cyborg. "BB! There are no giant octopuses in the Pirates of the Caribbean!"

Octopus BB flicks Cyborg away.

BB. "There is now." Laughs evilly.

Scene 2.

As Aqualad poses marriage to Starfire. Starfire faints and falls off the cliff into the water below.

Starfire. "Haven't I done this before?" Shrugs and continues to fall. Raven watches her fall. She glares at Cyborg.

Raven. "What I'm not going in there! I just finishing painting my nails!"

Robin groans loudly.

Cyborg. "God dam it Raven!!" Robin leaves. "So what colour did you chose?"

Raven. "Sparkly Pink."

Cyborg. "Oooh Do me !!!!!" Holds up hands.

Take 2

Raven dives into the water and rescues Starfire. She rips her corset off. Starfire then tries to undress Raven.

Raven. "STAR WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

Starfire. "But that's what it says to do in the script!" Holds up script. Raven flicks through it.

Raven. "Sparrow saves Elizabeth. They undress and make out!" glares at Robin.

Robin. "No really that's what happens in the film." stiffly eyes.

Raven. "Robin."

Robin. "What?"

Raven. "RUN!" Goes red-eyed evil Raven!

Robin runs off screaming for his mummy.

Scene 3.

Robin and Raven fight in the barn.

Robin. "You're going to pay for what you did to Elizabeth."

Raven. "You're not one of those with no bits below are you?"

Robin. "Yes but that's besides the point!" Moves in front of the exit.

Raven. "Now your in my way. Please move!"

Robin. "And let you escape! I don't think so!

Raven. "I didn't want to have to do this. But you've given me no option." Puts on lipstick and a blonde wig. Talks like Kitten.

Raven. "HI Robbie-poo!"

Robin. "No…NO..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Runs off.

BB. "Hey Rae! You kind of look like Terra." Hearts form in his eyes.

Raven. "Beast Boy I don't like the way your looking at me!"

Beast Boy tries to grab her.

Raven. "ARGGGGHHHHH!" Runs off.

Beast Boy. "Wait for me my darling!" skips after her.

Scene 4

Starfire has been kidnapped by the black pearl.

Cyborg. "Elizabeth, there are no need for manners…."

Starfire. "Okay." Head falls straight into plate.

Cyborg. "Eh …O.K" starts to back off. "Maybe there are needs for manners."

Starfire lifts her head, covered in bits of food. "What? You say something?"

Cyborg. "Right get out my cabin." Pushes her outside. Then closes the door. "Any minute now she'll be screaming her head off when she sees my evil crew in the moonlight." Laughs wickedly.

From outside there are only the sounds of Starfire squealing in delight.

Cyborg. "What the…!" Opens doors to see Starfire, Robin, BB and Raven jumping up and down in one of the sails.

Cyborg. "Starfire you're suppose to be scared!"

BB. "Dude who could be scared of that!" he points to cardboard cut outs of skeletons.

Cyborg. "But I made them myself!"

BB turns a fan on and they all blow away.

Cyborg. "NOOOOOOOO! They're my only friends! They're the only people who understand me!" Falls on the floor and starts sucking his thumb.

Robin. "And I thought Raven was weird cause she talked to people in books!"

Raven glares at Beast Boy. "You said you wouldn't tell. You promised!"

Beast Boy. "Now you even starting to sound like Terra!"

Scene 5.

Robin rescues Starfire but end up being chased by the black pearl.

Starfire. "We're not going to make it!"

Robin. "I know. I just wish there was someway I could express my feelings to you….hmmm I suppose I could kiss you…and stuff."

Starfire. "Oh no I'm not falling for that one again."

Robin. "What? What are you talking about!"

Starfire. "Every time we do stuff you never call me afterwards! Robin I want more in this relationship. We never talk!"

Robin. "Star we're about to be attacked by Pirates and you want to talk!"

The Black Pearl appears besides them.

Raven. "Will Turner you need to communicate more in your relationship. Elizabeth is clearly crying out for attention."

Cyborg. "Don't be afraid of your feelings Turner. Do you need a hug?" Opens his arms moves towards Robin.

Robin. "Argghhhhh!" Jumps overboard.

From no where another giant green octopus appears and attacks the two ships.

Cyborg. "BB for the last time there are no sea monsters in this movie!"

BB. "I know. I just wanted to be more involved."

Raven. "Oh just let him. He spent hours practising this scene in the bathtub."

BB. "That's right." Eyes widen. "How do you know what I do in the bathtub."

Scene 6.

A rope is around Raven's neck.

Starfire. "This is wrong." Turns to Aqualad. "Isn't there something you can do?"

Aqualad. "Sparrow is a criminal I am bound to the law."

Raven. "Whatever." Floats up and takes the noose off, tosses it around Aqualads neck, hangs him. "Oops" (In case you haven't guess yet I don't like Aqualad!)

Starfire. "I do not recall this ending.

BB. "Dude you can't remember pass Johnny Depp!"

Starfire. "Hmmm Johnny."

Robin. "So that's it we done now?"

Cyborg. "Actually we are. But you and Star are going to couples counselling."

Robin. "I'm what!"

Cyborg picks up Robin locks him in the T car. "Star he's all yours!"

Robin. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Car drives off into the distance.

The End.

3. The Passion of Christ.

Scene 1

Robin is being nailed to a big cross.

Robin. "So guys when do we begin filming?"

Cyborg. "Filming?"

Starfire. "This is punishment for spying of me, Raven and Beast Boy in the shower!"

Robin. "But Raven paid me to film BB!" Raven places tape across his mouth.

Raven. "Lies. All LIES!!"

Cyborg. "See you later!"

Titans start to walk away.

Robin. "C'mon you can't just leave me out here!"

Starfire. "Sure we can!"

Robin. sighs. "If I were still Slade's apprentice this wouldn't be happening."

Raven. "Speaking of which." Holds up a piece of rope. "Lets go find Terra."

The End