Now time for my Favourite horror film - The Ring!!

4. The Ring.

(Based on the American version rather then the Japanese! Furthermore I recommend everybody who hasn't read the novel, does so immediately! There's a twist at the end that the film makers chose to leave out! lol)

Scene 1.

Jinx, Mammoth and Gizmo are all sat on Jinx's bed with curlers in their hair, painting each others nails.

Jinx. "…and then Tiffany said that Brittany said that Candy said that Ashley said that Sandy said that…" throws Mammoth an angry glare. Pulls headphones out. "Hey! Are you even listening to me?!!"

Mammoth. "No way Girl Talk is like soooooooooo boring! Be careful not to mess up my nails!"

Jinx. "Okay then. But I guess you don't need me to look after you anymore!"

Mammoth. "But how will I dress myself in the morning without you!"

Gizmo. "Dude, you can't even dress yourself!" Laughs.

A foul smell appears.

Jinx. Picks up Gizmo. "Time for a nappy change!"

Cyborg. "Okay CUT! There is no way anyone will believe that Gizmo still wears a nappy!" A used nappy hits him in the face. "That's it!" Holds up BB's Mighty Morphing Power Rangers underwear.

Jinx, Gizmo, Mammoth. "NO Anything but that! We'll stick to the script!"

Cyborg. "That's more like it!"

BB. "Dude, that's where my underwear is." puts it. "Okay it's Morphing Time!" Runs off.

Cyborg. "I'm starting to worry about that one!"

Scene 1. Take 2.

Mammoth. "Okay, so like a week ago I watched this tape and now I'm going to die!"

Jinx. "Blab blab! It's all about you, isn't it!" On the computer. "Hey how did these pictures of me get on the internet!" eyes widen. "Where… are …my …clothes!"

Gizmo. "Eh…Gotta go!" Runs off.

Jinx. "Get back here you little worm!" Chases him out the room.

Mammoth. "Oh" Hides under blankets.

T.V switches on. Terra with a black wig on appears climbing out the well.

Mammoth. "Dam."

Water pours out the T.V. As Terra starts to climb out of the T.V she slips on the water and breaks her neck.

Mammoth. "Whoa. That was lucky."

Cyborg. "Who left the water running?" Raven walks passed him whistling.

Scene 2.

Starfire. "Greeting everyone! I am Rachael, a workaholic reporter and single mother of an extremely creeper child, …seeking single male aged between…"

Robin. "Hey!"

Starfire. "Quiet son. Your sexy mother's busy trying to get you a new daddy! Now off to school!"

Robin. "What I am? Ten? Don't you think it would be irresponsible of you to let your young son out on his own in a city full of weirdo's and paedophiles!"

Slade knocks on the window.

Robin. "No him again!" Jumps behind Starfire. "That guy is totally stalking me!"

Starfire. "Yeah okay whatever, I've got work to do. Bye" Picks up Robin and throws him out the door.

Slade. "Hello."

Robin. "ARGHHHHH!" Runs off.

Scene 3.

Starfire. "As a nosy sister I am investigating the death of my young nephew. Tell me sister off your troubles!"

Blackfire. reading newspaper. "I'm sorry what?"

Starfire. "Never mind. I shall now go to the cabin where the teenagers watched the video!" Fly's off. Blackfire continues reading the paper. Behind her, Robin runs across the set closely followed by Slade.

In the Cabin.

Starfire. Watches the video. "OH MY GOD! THAT IS THE WORSE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE!!!"

Raven. "C'mon Star. I don't think it could be that bad."

Starfire. "Put it this way I'm not wearing clean underwear anymore!"

Raven. "Okay." Steps away from Starfire. Watches the film. She says nothing, only nails her eyes shut.

Phone rings.

Starfire. "…Hello…"

Terra. "Yeah Hi is that Domino's Pizza?"

Starfire. "Eh…no."

Terra. "Oh man! I'm so hungry! Could you ask Raven how much longer I have to live in this well?"

Raven grabs the phone.

Raven. "What's the date today?"

Terra. "It's a Friday."

Raven. "Well then in that case how about …the 12th of NEVER!" Slams phone down and laughs evilly. Looks at Star. "Oh em yeah…you've got Seven days to live!"

Starfire. "Well I'd better live like I've never lived before!" Grabs a bottle of Vodka and drinks it all.

Raven. "OR…you could find a way to stop the curse?"

Starfire. "Okay that works too!"

Scene 4.

Starfire. "Hello Boyfriend of whom I slept with once ten years ago and is the father of my son but has never ever noticed that I have had a child…"

Beast Boy. "Em..yeah well I've been meaning to call." Stiffly eyes.

Starfire. "Watch this copy of a curse tape that kills you in one week unless I can find a loop hole."

Afterwards.

Beast Boy. Tying a noose around his neck.

Starfire. "Wait what about your son?"

Beast Boy. "Oh Yeah…him. Eh…Where is he?"

Starfire. "I left him with a babysitter who wore a funny black and orange mask so that I couldn't see his face!"

Cut to Robin.

Robin. Hiding under his bed. "Starfire, I hate you!"

Slade. "Come out, Come out where ever you are!"

Cut back to Beast Boy and Starfire.

Starfire. "So what are we going to do about this tape?"

BB. "Burn it!"

Starfire. "Hey I think we should go investigate that lighthouse that appears on the screen."

BB. "Why?"

Starfire. "Cause someone's graffiti on it - 'Samara woz ere' !"

BB. "Oh yeah. And someone else has written - 'BBRAE4va. DEATH TO TERRA'!"

Raven walks pasted with a can of spray paint whistling.

Scene 5.

Starfire. "How was he?"

Slade. "Better then I thought." Winks at Robin rocking slowly in the corner of the room.

Starfire. "Here's some money."

Slade. "Ooh Money!" Cartwheels out of the window.

Starfire. "Now I'm going to bed, but not before I leave the copy of the tape where my son could reach it." Puts tape on table then leaves room.

Robin. "The horror…the horror…."

Cyborg. "Hey Dick! Watch the tape!"

Robin. "No thank you! I've seen enough horror to last me a life time!"

Phone Rings.

Robin. "What do you want?"

Terra. "Seven days until you die!"

Robin. "You can't do! I haven't even watched the tape!"

Terra. "Want to bet. It's now six days!"

Robin. "Hey!"

Terra. "4 days,"

Robin. "I know what this is about! You're just upset cause Slade wanted me as his apprentice and you were his second choice!"

Terra. "That's it!"

T.V turns on. Terra starts to climb out. Suddenly the T.V turns black and is thrown out of a ten story building."

Robin. "Well that was lucky!"

Raven. Whistles.

Scene 6.

Starfire. "Well we saved the day by letting an evil spirit free…oh no…I've got to warn my boyfriend!"

Robin. "But I am minor. You can't leave me alone!"

Door bell rings.

Slade. "In need of a babysitter?"

Starfire. "Here's five bucks you can keep him!"

Slade. "Yay!"

Robin. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" runs off.

Slade. "Wait for me!" Skips after him.

Meanwhile…

BB. "Cool Cartoons!" Samara appears on screen. "Hey bitch bring back the power rangers!" Throws bowl of cereal into the T.V.

Terra. "Ouch!" Falls over.

BB. "Oh yeah direct hit! Go Beast Boy! No one dumps me and gets away with it!"

Terra gets up and starts to climb out the T.V. When she is half way out she stops. The T.V is levitating in the air.

Terra. "Oh Shit!" Falls out and breaks her neck on the floor. Blood pours out from her.

BB. "Okay…That was lucky!" Shrugs. "Hey Raven when you get here?"

Raven. "Just now…oh my God what a terrible accident has happen to Terra…oh well life's a bitch. BB, lets go." Takes him by the arm and drags him off.

THE END.

Cyborg. "Wow! This film was great…but how did you guys make a tape that is really scary?"

Starfire. "Would you like to watch the tape?"

Robin. "No Star don't give him the tape!" Too late. Cyborg watches the tape.

BB. "Is it over." Huddled behind Raven.

Raven. "I don't know. I'm not watching it for a second time!"

Meanwhile Cyborg' s mouth has dropped open.

Cyborg. "I can't believe you guys!"

BB. "Well…em …you did say we had to film the most horrifying thing possible."

Cyborg. "But me…and my baby?"

Raven. "I'd rather not have flashbacks of you making out with your car. Thank you." The tape turns black and is destroyed.

BB. Muttering. "He does a little bit more then making out!"

Robin. "Lets all go out for pizza!"

Phone rings.

Raven. "You guys go on ahead I'll get it."

Other Titans leave. Raven picks up the phone.

Terra. "Oh thank God you guys finally answered. Look some weirdo tossed my body down a well cause they thought I was dead and sealed me in, and I've only got seven days to live and I'm almost out of credit!"

Raven. "I sorry the number you have dialled doesn't give a crap." Puts phone down. Laughs evilly. Skips out the room.

Terra. "Hello…Hello?" Throws mobile down. "Dam."

THE END.