Disclaimer: I don't own Love Hina or anything mentioned here. Shinobu that is mentioned here is from Awe of She Kervona is from Black scars and is owned by Hotstreak RMD Keitaro is from Love Hina: Evil Edition.

A/N If you like NARU BASHING:D then you should read Love Hina: Evil Edition by yours truly, Awe Of She by Gyrax of the Dark Icon Writers or Black Scars by Hotstreak RMD. These stories rock and are a must read for any naru bashers out there.

Naru Basher

Parody of All Star

By Smashmouth

Somebody once told me

Naru is kind of bitchy

and she ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer

She was looking kind of stupid

with her hair sticking up on end

in the shape of antennae next to her forehead

well the Naru bashers start coming

and they don't stop bashing

fed up with the bitch and starting writing that story

didn't make sense to let Keitaro get hit

her brain is smart but

her common sense is lacking

so much to do so much to write

so what's wrong with

bashing the dumb bitch

you'll never know if you don't write it

you'll never know if you don't read it

Hey now, if you're a Naru basher

get your game on, go bash

Hey now, if you are a Naru supporter

what the hell are you

reading this for

And all that I am asking

is if Naru bashing is cool

It's a good story and some

say it only gets better

you say that Naru is smart

and she don't deserve to get bashed

but the bluezone man beg to differ

judging by the sound her empty head makes

Shinobu's patience is wearing real thin

Keitaro and Kervona are getting pissed

so she might as well run

Naru's ass on fire

that's sounds great

That's the way I like it

and it never gets boring

Hey now, if you're a Naru basher

get your game on, go bash

hey now, if you're a Naru supporter

what the hell are you

reading this for

and all that I'm asking

is if Naru bashing is cool

Hey now, if you're a Naru basher

get your game on, go bash

hey now, if you're a Naru supporter

what the hell are you

reading this for

and all that I'm asking is

if Naru bashing is cool

Somebody once asked

Could you give that

guy a break

I need to get myeslf

away from these Naru lovers

I said yep

what a concept

somebody that can kick her ass

and we could all use a little humor

well the bashers start coming

and they don't stop bashing

fed up with the bitch and I started writing that story

didn't make sense to let Keitaro get hit

her brain is smart but

her common sense is lacking

so much to do so much to write

so what's wrong with

bashing the dumb bitch

you'll never know if you don't write it (WRITE)

you'll never know if you don't read it

Hey now, if you're a Naru basher

get your game on, go bash

Hey now, if you are a Naru supporter

what the hell are you

reading this for

And all that I am asking

is if Naru bashing is cool