Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Warning: Shounen-ai, sappy fluff.

Between Insanity and Love

It was a well known fact that each of the precious Uchihas had had some kind of ..defect, Itachi being the most extreme. One, Uchiha Yume, had had an unusual attraction to the color green and had worn it constantly (rumor was, Gai was her illegitimate son). Another, Uchiha Orotobi, collected stuffed bunnies, yes, he liked bunnies. Anyways, all the Uchihas had a quirk. Currently, Uzamaki Naruto sat at his favorite ramen stand, pondering his boyfriend, Uchiha Sasuke. He was an Uchiha, shouldn't that mean he has the weird gene? For all his thinking Naruto just couldn't find something wrong with Sasuke.

'That's because he's your mate, baka-kit.' The Kyuubi whispered to him.

'Shut up!' Naruto snapped at his permanent resident.

'Why don't you just ask him?'

'I will!' With that Naruto finished his miso ramen and headed home.

"Sasuukkeee! I'm home!" He giggled at his cliche phrase. Hanging up his jacket he felt strong arms wrap around his middle.

"Hey babe." A kiss to his neck.

"Hey Sasuke. What's your flaw?"

"Huh?"

"Well, every Uchiha's been missing a few marbles so far, so... How are you nuts?" Sasuke laughed, pressing a kiss to the tender flesh behind Naruto's ear.

"Well, I'm crazy about you."

Owari

KoveAiden: Gah. Sorry it's so bad. I had a good idea but I just couldn't get the words to flow right. Oh well, I hope you still enjoyed it. Fluffermelon. Ciao. KoveAiden.

Naruto: Ha, It's hopeless fluff. Kissy Kissy!

KoveAiden: Urasai!