Hey guys I'm sorry for the long update but I just hope this cheers you up. Here it is, this last chapter of The day in the life of the Perverted Monk Miroku! And this is going to be a song fic as well with the song by Evanescence called, "forgive me".

Enjoy! (fixed)

Some of the scenes and characters are going to out of character.

"The Hardest thing in life to say is only three words long."

by me, Arline

The Day in the life of the Prevert Monk Miroku

Previously on The Day in the life of the Prevert Monk Miroku: Groaning for betraying my promise I made at the fire, I pulled my robe aside to squeeze my body through, then tucked it around mine and Sango's body as my arms wrapped around her petite figure. Immediately, I felt the effect of sleep take a hold of me as I looked down at her face one last time before I dozed off dreaming about the girl I loved, Sango, forgetting about the consequences for the next day.

Chapter 2:Miroku's Confession

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(The next morning)

"YOU PERVERT!" Those were the "sweet" words that awakened my pleasurable slumber the very next morning.

Fluttering my eyes open, the world spun counterclockwise as I tried to shake my dizziness off, when I lifted my body off the ground. Raising my hand to my head, I felt the bumps on my head and winced at the new one I knew was soon to form later that day. Sighing, I groaned at having broken my own promise. Turning my gaze to Sango's turned back I extended my hand out to her.

"WAIT SANGO, IT'S NOT WHAT IT SEEMS!" Which since the moment I laid eyes on her, was entirely true. However, Sango didn't exactly buy the truth in my pleading/truthful words.

Curling her hands into fist, she prepared to strike my skull once again.

"YOU LYING PERVERTED SON OF A…"

Clasping my eyes shut, I shielded my head from her blow, expecting her vicious rage zapped upon me, instead…there was nothing. Cautiously peering through slit eyes, I see Sango's visage scarlet with an under readable expression on as she shifted her back in another direction, as she darted away with Kagome at her heels.

A question mark appeared on top of my head, as I dusted myself off and was just about to pursue her, when Inuyasha suddenly stood in front of me, blocking my path. His stern amber hues gazed into my violet ones which pretty much surprised me for his concern for someone else's feelings was unusual and out of character for the hanyou. Arching a silver eyebrow, he replied.

"Miroku remember when I said to choose your words carefully, especially with Sango?"

I was taken back my his serious tone. Caught off guard by his out of character behavior, I stuttered, not accustomed to this at all.

"H-Hai, demo I..." before I could give the slightest explanation, I was on the ground by one of Inuyasha's trademark hits as the world around me faded into darkness. The final words that were barely audible for me to hear before black clouded my mind, was Inuyasha calling me a baka.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(Later that day)

I awoke not too long after the blow to my head, however, it appeared that the sky had gained color the last I checked. Believing that my memory loss was becoming more severe, I shook the thought aside deciding to take a walk to clear my fuzzy mind.

Lifting my sore and battered body, I was relieved to see no sign of the stubborn half demon nor the pesky fox demon around to bother my serenity, as let my feet guided me to an astray path. As my feet ventured me further into the many clusters of forest, I heard familiar voices off in a near by direction.

Curiosity being one of my stronger qualities, I listened to my characteristic and followed the source of noise only to stumble upon something glorious. There in the hot springs, were the naked bodies of Sango and Kagome talking. Jackpot.

Though their conversation they were conversing on was rather dull and boring for my taste nearly had me leave, until the subject changed to something that caught my attention. The newest topic was about Inuyasha and me, I moved closer behind the bush I was occupying to hear more clearly.

"Kagome, what do think about Inuyasha?"

The ebony haired fifteen year old girl, blushed over the question, but still answered nonetheless.

"H-How I think about him, well I think about him like I can't live without him Sango." She sighed, seeming to be satisfied with herself and her answer, though the tint of red that one second ago, spread across her complexion, regained its natural creamy peach color and instead, a sharp grin replaced the redness.

Wishing to have some "snacks" that Kagome told us about, I assumed the next minute I would be viewing will be entertaining and interesting to not miss.

Sango on the other hand, looked ill from Kagome's facial expressions.

"Ka...Kagome why are you l...looking at me like that?" But her question was never answered.

"Sango tell me, why you didn't hit Miroku the second time after his plea of guilt, this morning?"

Sango's face turned pale. "I...I...I..."

"And why are you stuttering?"

"I...well you see." But poor Sango couldn't get a word in edgewise to save herself from humiliation, which made me inch closer with curiosity.

"Ha, admit it, you love Miroku." Kagome smiled in victory that I was so riled up with excitement that I almost lost my footing. The possibility of Sango loving me, made my chest throb with uneasiness awaiting.

Her face turned red when she screamed. "Give Me A Break Here, Why Would I Love A Womanizing, Pervert, Like Him!"

Instantly, I felt an ache in my chest and swore I heard glass shatter as well when I moved from my spot. However, when I heard a sigh escape her lips, I knew I had to listen longer.

"B...But he's not always like that, I mean there are time's when he's nice to me, and he's always there for me, if I need a shoulder to cry." She laid her head on the bolder behind her. "And last night, I remembered the reason him sleeping next to me."

"It was cold last night, so he used his body to keep me warm, and he didn't once try anything perverted." She sighed. "Sometimes I wish he could show that side of him instead of his lecherous side." She pulled herself further into the water. "It's too bad he doesn't realize how much it hurts me when he goes after young, pretty, girls, and how he flirts with them too. It makes me so sad that I want to cry my heart out." A tear slid down her cheek, then more and more until a colossal amount of tears cascaded down her pale face.

A hand touched her shaking shoulders as Sango launched herself on the miko solacing her as her tears soon ceased.

An ache squeezed the cardiac muscle barricaded under my ribcage as I felt the emotion of regret brewing from within. Horrible no terrible, was what I thought I was to harm Sango, that I could just kick myself for it. There was never a place in time where she would scout

out males and ask to have their child, nor flirt continuously. I however, have. Pondering on the matter further, I realize if I were in her predicament witnessing all those lecherous passes, I knew I couldn't handle it either.

Can you forgive me again

I don't know what I said

But I didn't mean to hurt you

"Kagome." She looked up to her friend. "I..."

I inched closer when I accidentally lost my footing on some loose gravel and thus fell. Landing right in front of their naked heavenly bodies I tried to make my get away but Sango had me beat. Picking up some rocks that were conveniently piled in a heap near the water, she hurled them at me at while screaming at the top of her lungs, PREVERT! I dashed out of there as quickly as I possibly can with new additional bumps to my collection.

Though when I assumed I was safe at the campsite Shippo and Inuyasha presence were now there. And when they took a gander at my head, they laughed so hard they stumbled over at the huge swells on top of head. I felt utterly humiliated for the rest of the day.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(The Very Next Day)

The very next day as we were traveling to the newest rumors about the shikon jewels, something make its presence know from above. Scattering from the powerful winds only to come from one person, Inuyasha looked toward the sky with his Tetsaugia drawn.

"Kagura." The wind witch smirked at his fine memory as she expanded her fan open.

"This time, I have been give orders by Naraku to destroy the half breed, Inuyasha. Now die!" She barked moving her fan across her chest as a wave of yellowish blades flew in our direction. Jumping out of the way at the nick of time, Inuyasha released his hold on the young miko.

"Not in my life time pal." He said swinging down the Tetsaugia, creating the windscar.

Making several gashes into the ground, the wind sorceress managed to dodging it with ease. Swishing her fan vertically then left and right, what she sent forth made us want to believe in fairies. What she formed with the wind were tornadoes taller than the average youkai at us. It was intense but it was nearly impossible for us to avoid. Twisting dangerously closer to us, an arrow with holy priestess powers, pierced through the colossal twirl of winds halting their temerarious destruction immediately.

Whizzing through the air, it scratched Kagura's cheek as the wind sorceress hissed from the scorch mark the arrow left. Grinding her teeth at having her massive winds be brought down by a single arrow from a human was unbearable for the youkai to take. Pointing her fan in Kagome's direction she opened her fan slightly as a row of yellow blades headed in Kagome's way. At the last second, Sango grabbed our miko as they flew away from the blades on Kirara as I took center stage in front of the others with my gloved hand in front my face, and my left hand clutching the beading concealing the wind tunnel embedded into my right hand. Yanking the beads aside, the cursed winds opened and started sucking anything in a thirty yard radius toward my exposed hand.

Slowly it began dragging the reluctant female youkai in the direction of my palm as I looked over her figure once more.

"It's a shame Kagura, that I have to do this to a beauty like you." I sighed as I thought, 'It's a shame I really would have loved to grab her cute butt, oh well it's something I must do.'

"What he's pulling me in…" I hear the beauty shout above the hollowing winds. "I can't control myself, loosing footing, Kanna." And just as she uttered that name, a girl wearing a white kimono with skin paler than a snake's underbelly, and eyes duller than a blunt sword, came in between me and Kagura holding up a mirror. Puzzled was I as it began shinning in her mirror's reflection then hurled back in our direction amazing speeds.

Shrouding my hand from the howling winds, I grabbed my staff and struck it to the ground as I held on tight, surprised by my cursed winds reversed on me. When the winds died down, they escaped. Letting my hand release it's hold my staff, I sighed from disappointment and relief.

'At least I have a chance to see her again.' I said to myself, that is…until I saw the condition Sango was in. Covered in crimson blood, Sango jumped off her overgrown neko youkai, limping from the gash that was seen across her stomach. My heart ached with deep regret as I saw her body tottered. Acting on instincts, I dashed toward the demon hunter and latched my arms around her battered body, before she fell to the unforgiving ground.

I had no words for now

I felt that I would die

It hurt so much to hurt you

Worry was etched across my visage as I shook Sango, afraid she wasn't going to see another day. Though my attempts to wake her was subsided when a hand clasped my shoulder and told us to take her to Kaede's home and have her wound treated. Agreeing with their plan I did as I were told, all the while, embracing Sango's motionless body.

ooooooooooooooooooooooo (One week later)

"It's been a week now, why can't we wake her up?" said a grouchy Inuyasha. Turning from the spot near Sango, I glared at the hanyou with irritation.

"Inuyasha, she needs some rest so please do me a favor and not disturb her again."

He mumbled for a while as he vacated the hut to join Kagome and Shippo outside, leaving Sango and me alone. It was not much longer when I heard some incoherent rambling coming from the bed. Averting my irises to meet the brown hues of my beloved, joy coursed through my veins. It had been an entire week since she remained unconscious on the futon that this was the first time stirred from her slumber.

"Mi...Miroku." I smiled when she spoke my name.

"Shh, don't speak, you need to regain your energy you lost. I'm glad that your alright."

Then you looked at me

Your not shouting anymore

"Miroku can you take me outside?" She asked. I can see the thin layer of tears welding in her eyes as I took a few deep breaths to ignore them for her safety.

"No, you need more rest."

Your silently broken

"But I need to tell you something private." She spoke once again, this time shedding a tear or two. Caving in to her sad stricken visage, I allowed her permission to go outside.

Crouching my form for to hop on, I carried her to a near by waterfall, sitting her underneath the tree's shade. Taking a sit myself, I contemplated on what should I say to her. I knew then and there was the perfect opportunity to tell her my feelings, since this last encounter with the wind witch really gave me a scare it truly wakened my senses to reality. Right there, at that moment, I had to tell her how much I love her, or I'm afraid I might not have another chance to say it.

"Sango we've known each other for quit sometime now, as well as been here for each other and this might sound crazy, but please take me serious." I stopped to see if she was listening, then continued. "Sango would bear me a child?" Holding her palms in my callused ones, I saw the irked expression on her face.

I'd give anything now

To Kill those words for you

Rolling her copper colored hues, Sango said, "Not this again." Folding her arms across her chest, she huffed at my immature and overused phrase.

Sadly, this time I was being serious and I was really hoping she would've believed me. Straightening myself to give off the impression of my sincerity, I spoke once again.

"I'm serious Sango." Grabbing her into arms she flinched from my contact, but responded by wrapping her arms around me. At that moment I felt that I stepped into heaven. My heart raised with uneasiness as I tried my hardest not to appear false in her eyes.

Each time I say something

I regret

I'd cry I don't want to lose you

But somehow I know that you will

never leave me yah

My honest aspect appeared to have worked from the soft tenderness I saw shining through her eyes.

"Miroku, I...yes."

She hesitated only slightly in her speech, but gave in to my proclamation of love by hugging me tightly.

"Miroku, I've been hiding my feeling for you but I was afraid to show them, afraid you wouldn't feel the same way." A tear formed beneath magenta eye shadow eyelids as one by one, crystal liquid flowed down her visage.

Cause you were made for me

Somehow I'll make you see

How happy you make me

I felt worried underneath my tranquil stature from her tears but at the same time, I wanted to expression my happiness and tenderness to my beloved. Loosening my hold on her slender body, I gently wiped away her falling tears gracing her with a genuine smile.

"Sango, I'm sorry that I hurt you when I went after all those women but I couldn't help it, it was in my blood."

I can't live this life

Without you by my side

I need you to survive

Wiping the remaining tears on her wet face, Sango made a request.

"Would you promise me one thing though."

A little apprehensive about the down to the point tone she was giving me, I gulped at what might come.

"A-Anything." I said, my voice giving away my weakness.

"Would you stop touching my butt?"

She caught me. Out of a habit, I unconsciously grabbed something to ease my stressed nerves. Slowly, I removed my naughty hand away not enjoying the death glare I was receiving. I laughed to relieve my nervousness.

So stay with me

"Alright." I declared dishearteningly.

"Also…" Sango paused in her speech, the glare intensifying with fury. "Would you promise me you wouldn't cheat on me?" Moving her body from mine, she clasped my hands in a tight grip in hers, making the decision for me quite clearly.

You look in my eyes

And I'm screaming inside

That I'm sorry

"Well that's asking too much Sango." I said, trying to get out of that subject.

Her face grew dark. "You Will Do As I Say!"

I shrank from her feminine fury. "Okay, I promise I won't cheat on you but on one condition." This time it was her turn to quiver.

"H-Hai?" She stuttered as I demanded my want.

"Would you let me touch your butt."

Slap

"Miroku." She slapped my shoulder. Rubbing the new wound, I continued to persuaded her.

"How about in private?"

She made a face as if she was contemplating my negotiation, then decided.

"Deal." She said sticking out her hand. I put my hand out as well until she pulled me in close. "But we will not do anything until Naraku's destroyed." The overwhelming aura Sango possessed grew to full heights as I reluctantly agreed.

And you forgive me again

Your my one true friend

And I never meant to hurt you

Putting up an act, I placed my hand over my heart.

"You wound me Sango."

She slapped my arm playfully before resting her head on my shoulder. I as well rested my head on top of hers, watching everything around me. The waterfall glistened in the sunlight creating a rainbow as I stared at Sango and smiled and thought, 'Out of all the beautiful wonders in this world, my Sango is the most loveliest of them all.' The sun set behind our silhouetted bodies as we both fell into a blissful sleep.

The End.

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I hope you guys enjoyed this story and I can't believe you guys didn't even say anything about Miroku mistaking a guy for a girl. But I hope you liked this and don't worry, I'll have another story coming soon called, "Sango's Life with The Monk Miroku." now the next one will be a one shot and I hope you'll enjoy the new story just like you have with this one. The song during this chaper was from Evanescence called, "forgive me"

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(Author and Jubal)

Jubal and the author are in the car feeding each other.

When Jonathan, comes and spills something on them.

They get mad and when Jubal tries to get Jonathan he gets the author instead.

Now the author is covered in food and she's mad.

He tries to apologize but she wouldn't listen.

Now the author is running away from Jubal and he's chasing after her.

To be continued...

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