One beautiful day a little kid named Tommy was walking in the park until he saw an old lady being robbed…so he beat the living shit of the old lady and helped out the unknown man who was obviously trying to get his purse back…..actually… this has nothing to do with the actual story… so why don't we skip a few meaningless chapters of bloody, sex related, violent chapters that I'm sure you all don't want to read.. so lets start with a boring shitty story instead…
One day in the boring ass park, a big titted chick was walking for her morning 'exercise'.
Of course she was trying to pick up some rich men while they were distracted with 'other things'. Every day she'd at least get two hundred bucks out of her natural contents. So she'd use it to hook up with even richer men. Eventually she was in first class and felt like the fucking queen of England. She even had her own crown for god's sake. But a couple of bad mother fuckers ruined it for her. It all started when she moved into the 'quite' little town of Dover, New Jersey.
"Dood, my skateboard broke…" said one of the main characters. Fine I'll fuckin' fill you in! a group of teens who do stupid insane things for fun live in Dover, Emily, Will, Justin, Danny, and a couple of other people. Anyway, back to the story!
"Dood, my skateboard broke…" said Will. He held up a destroyed skateboard with a missing a truck, a wheel, and a split nose.
"Well to bad! You're not using mine!" Said Emily. A limousine pulled up into the driveway while Will and Emily argued. Everyone else, Justin, Danny, and Becka, noticed the shiny black limo. Danny walked up to Will and Emily and slapped Emily and hit Will in the nuts.
"Awwww! Dood my fucking nuts!" Shouted Will as Danny and Emily talked.
"Who the fuck is that?" Said Danny. The driver door opened and a man opened the far back door which went to the other side of the street. A beautiful woman dressed in a fancy black dress walked out of the limousine.
"I dunno but she has huge fucking tits…" will groaned in pain. She kicked Will in the nuts.
"PERV!" She shouted. Will just held it in, being to busy looking up her dress. She walked up to Emily.
"Are you Emily Hanzel?" She said.
"No! I am!" said Justin in a stand up voice.
"I wasn't talking to you!" She shouted.
"Yea I'm Emily. Who are you?" She said in a confused voice.
"My name is Ben Stiller." The now known women said.Emily looked in disbelief.
"No, really… what's your name?" Emily asked in a stern voice.
"My name is Ben Stiller, yeah I know, What a coincidence…" Ben Stiller said. Becka helped will up and said.
"If your name is Ben Stiller.. then what's Ben Stiller's name?" Everyone looked at her for five seconds and went on.
"Anyway, I would like to invite you and your friends to my ball at my new luxurious, huge, wide, pearly white, completed with the-" She was interupted by Emily.
"Yeah we get the point! Your mansion!" Emily said.
"Well then I guess I'll be leaving then, goodbye, I'll see you at the ball, the address is-" once again she was interupted.
"it's ok we can see your mansion from here.." Will Interrupted. She walked up to him and Justin hit him in the nuts. Will fell to the ground and groaned
"Why the fuck did you hit me?" Will shouted.
"cuz, it was gonna happen anyway.." Justin replied. Ben Stiller stopped and looked at Justin.
"No actually I was going to have hot sex with him but now since he's on the ground I change my mind." Ben Stiller said.
"GOD DAMN YOU JUSTIN!" Will shouted in anger. Ben Stiller got in her limousine and left. As soon as she left, 15 cars went up the street.
"What the fuck just happened?" said Becka.
"I think we were just invited to a…ball at a huge ass mansion…" Danny said slowly. Will pulled out some blueprints.
"I always thought this would randomly happen to us, so I did a few planning for what to do…" He said with a demonic grin on his face.
"Well, Don't just stand there and smile like a fag what's your fucking plan?" Emily said. He looked at Becka, then Emily, and then said.
"your at the age where you guys should start to…experiment…."