It was late at night, a full moon was shining in the dark sky, following by the shimering lights of Fbi helecopters chasing Eduardo.
Everybody was sitting in the limousine that was ordered to bring them home after the ball.
"So let me get this straight…you're a wizard who goes to a magical school called Hogwarts?" Becka said.
"Yeah, and I have a friend who can get you in if you want." Harry said. Everybody looked at each other to see if they were all alright with it. They nodded their heads yes. The rest of the ride was quite. Eventually they got to Will's house. They all got out of the limo and sat on the front stairs.
"Wait, Harry if we're going to Hogwarts, can we bring just two more people?" Will asked seeing the look on Becka's face. She looked at him and smiled
"Two more but that's it…" Harry said. Later in New York….
"Ok when you said 2 more people I thought it was my parents not ALBANA AND ELYSE!" Becka stated. She turned her back to Will. Will showed a small amount of sadness and started to walk away. Becka saw it out of the corner of her eye. She turned to Will and sighed.
"But I guess Elyse and Albana is good enough." she said with a smile. Will turned around and smiled. Becka went to Elyse's house and Will went to Albana's house. Becka knocked on the door. Elyses mom opened the door.
"Is Elyse here?" Becka asked. Elyse's mom left and closed the door. Footsteps were heard going down stairs. The door re-opened and Elyse came walking out. Becka told her about the entire thing, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, school, England. Elyse thought about it and agreed. Meanwhile at Albana's house.
"You take my daughter no where!" Albana's Albanian dad shouted. Will pulled Albana out of his clutches. They ran to the car down the block. "Thanks for helping me out I think." Albana said.
"Anytime." Will said tiredly. They all met up at the car and all got in somehow, then left for diagon alley.
Back in Dover the now evil Ben Stiller was plotting in the basement. She wrote in a notebook on how to kill everyone who destroyed the ball. Including…Harry Potter. Dun Dun Dun dramatic reverb. There was a knock on the door. Ben Stiller closed the notebook and put it in her bookcase. She took the escalator up to the lobby. She opened the door and a man in a black suit was standing outside.
"Are you Ben Stiller?" He asked in a deep serious voice. She looked at him and said yes.
"What brings you here, to my beautiful, humble, HUGE, pearly white…" she was cut off by the man.
"No longer yours mansion, Mr.idontknowyourname is taking this home to be his, good day."He said. He walked into a black jeep and left. Ben Stiller fell to the ground on her knees and started crying. She got up with a heart filled with rage. She walked to the outside elevator and took it up to the roof and got in her naval helicopter.
"If I can't live decently, others wont live! Mwahahahahahahhaha!" Said the way more evil Ben Stiller. Back in London. Harry, Will, Emily, Becka, and everybody else, sat inside the leaky cauldron where Hermione was supposed to rendezvous with them.
"So your telling me that this Hermione person can make us witches and wizards?" Elyse whispered. Harry nodded his head yes and the door opened revealing Hagrid with Hermione. "Harry!" Hermione said happily. She ran up to him and hugged him. Everyone looked at each other with expressions on there facing pretty much saying "awwww how cute" They looked back at Hermione and Harry to find them making out.
"Damn, Harry's a pimp wizard." Justin said. A few minutes later Hermione had glasses of a chunky green substance in them.
"This potion will make you all into witches and wizards, drink up!" She said with a smile. Everybody chugged it down and almost vomited back into the cup in the process.
"Now all you need is wands, books, a cauldron, and the latest pornography." Harry said.
"Why do we need the porno?" Asked Danny. Harry shrugged his shoulders and said.
"It gets lonely in there." They all did their shopping, which Harry paid for. They were walking towards gringots were harry had parked ron's car. Harry had explained during the shopping madness that they would have to all go to his house on pivet drive to gather his things for Hogwarts. they all got in the car and left.
"so Harry, how's your uncle and aunt treating you?" Hermione asked. Harry has flashbacks of the entire summer of Uncle Vernon sitting on his face when he got the morning paper and Aunt Petunia laughing at him while he was bieng pelted with rocks by his cousin dudley.
"Better than last summer." He responded. They all talked except Hermione and Harry, who were to busy trying to look at each other by the corner of their eyes, trying not to let the each other know. Harry had a noticable erection when he looked at hermiones'...eyes.
"Harry, how long have you hated your uncle and aunt?" Emily asked. Harry looked at her with a puzzled face.
"Forever, really they always made me do the dirty work." Harry answered. Will looked at Emily and saw what was going to happen.
"I know what you thinking..." Will said. Everyone pitched into thier conversation.
"Whats Emily planning?" Albana asked. Will explained to them what was going to happen when they were going to arrive at Harrys' house. They all knew what to do and where they needed to be. Eylse gave some doughts about what she was going to do but they all
convinced her to. They got to Harrys' house and they all got out of the car. Justin and Danny climbed up a ladder to the chimney. Becka and Elyse Went to the backyard and hid behind the bushes. Will, Emily, Albana, Hermione And Harry walked in the door.
"About time you got back!" Uncle Vernon shouted. He didn't notice that he had company."I should starve you and eat all your food in front of you because im fat and healthy!" He took a moment to catch his breath and then he started to weeze and cough.
"Are you sure about the healthy thing, you look kinda...lumpy..." Emily stated. Vernon had finally relized the fact that there was other people in his house.
"Yeah, i'd stop chuggin' down that lard for a few years." Will snickered. Everyone laughed except the Dursleys. Vernon Drank the rest of his lard and asked.
"And who do you think you are?" Will looked at the slide door to see if Becka and elyse were ready. They noticed him and gave a thumbs up to Danny and Justin. Justin and Danny Jumped down the chimney and shouted "SURPRISE!" The dursleys franticly screamed and ran around the house crushing the couch beneath thier feet.
"I'm your problem, that's who I am!" Will shouted over the noise. The Dursleys ran outside. Only to be greeted with warm hugs by Becka and Elyse, who were naked. The Dursleys freaked out, except Dudley, His only experience in his life like this would happen. Aunt Petunia pulled them apart.
"NOOOOOOO!" Dudley screamed. Harry ran upstairs with Hermione to pack his things.
"Hurry before they come back!" Danny shouted. The ground started to rumble. It was the stampede of a pissed off Uncle Vernon.
"Shit we have to get out of here quicker than micheol jackson at a chuckie cheeses!" Albana shouted in panic.
"What? That doesn't even make sense!" Becka said confused.
"I'll explain later!" Albana said in nervousness. The walls started to crack. Bits of the cieling were falling down.
"Incoming!" Shouted Justin. Uncle Vernon crashed through the wall. He was green, mean, and even fatter.
"OH MY GOD! IT'S THE INCREDIBLE BULK!" Shouted Emily. Harry and Hermione ran down the stairs with lugage.
"Come on lets go!" Hermione said in panic. They all ran to the car and got in. A few seconds later they were in the air. They looked back to see a green blob eating the house Harry onced lived in.