Potter-Wacky
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any other characters in this poem. The poem was originally "jabberwocky" but I have altered it and used "Harry ptter" as the theme. DON'T SUE ME! Didn't do nuttin wrong :P
K, b4 I start, I would like to say that Vicky and I have made this poem together! She is awesome and I liked working on it! sry Jenna lol ne way, this was for and English assignment lol soooo here it goes…o no wait…its suppose to b non-sense! Lol so…. now……..
'Twas J.K Rowling the evil one
Who sucked the fun out of everyone
All the people in the world
Except for Jennifer, the obsessive e one
"Beware of Harry Potter my son
The scar that burns, the voice that kills
Beware of Ron and Hermione, who shun the blabberous Malfoy, Luciou's son"
Voldy took his wand in had
And called upon the death eaters ten
Potter stopped at the whopming willow
And slept wit his head on his pillow
And as he awoke and stood there
Voldy wit his eyes ablaze
Came jabbaling through the stubby bushes
And looked a freakish gaze
One two, one two, and zow and viola
Crusio and avada kavada
The crazed wand went zippity-zap
Harry Potter Is DEAD and with his head
Voldemort skipped heading back
"And hast thou slain the evil Potter?
Come take the sacred wand my son
Oh fabulous day! Yippee! Hurray!
But…maybe not in Jennifer's way!
'Twas J.K Rowling the evil one
Who sucked the fun out of everyone
All the people in the world
Except for Jennifer, the obsessive e one