Disclaimer: All of the characters/themes/stuff is mine. I think... Maybe not...
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Frat Party!
Han and Lando are in their junior year in college and throwing a huge Frat Party!
About 50 or so people arrive before Han stumbles out of the bathroom with puke all down his shirt.
"Hey Lando man this party is bitchin'!"
"Umm... I think my blood-alcohol level is reaching dangerous amounts."
"It's all good!"
"What!"
"WIN AN EWOK! Hit me in the face and win an ewok!"
An evil clown walks up and punches Han in the face and takes the ewok. "Yes, you will make a fine addition to my collection, my precioussssssss."
Leia and Luke walk into the dorm room.
"Hey, the stripper's here!"
Leia knees him in the groin. Han falls to the ground in pain.
"You know, your girlfriend's a bitch."
"Hey watch what you say about her, she's also my sister"
"Ewwwwwwww!"
Luke smiles pervertedly and joins the party.
About half-way through the party everyone there was drunk and/or stoned off their asses.
"Hey Jaba, I... I chalonge you to a brinking comopition." Han said in a drunken stutter.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, how dare you challenge me, you dumbass?
"I challenge you to a duel!" Some guy in a trashcan shouted randomly.
People turn to stare at him but the trashcan falls over, making a huge mess and sucking The Trashcan Bastard was once again sucked into a black hole.
"Ok, let's do this thing!" Lando had claimed himself the referee of the drinking competition.
Each were given a shot glass and a bottle of Tattuine Whiskey. Han poured himself a shot, with some difficulty. Jaba examined the bottle for a moment before shoving the whole thing in his mouth and chomping on the glass.
"Mmm... electrified sand."
Meanwhile across the room Obi-Wan was kicking Luke's ass in uncoordinated break-dancing.
"Go Obi! Go Obi! Go Obi!" The crowd surrounding the kitchen/dance floor shouted.
"Oh, yeah, watch this old man," Luke gets in the position to start break-dancing and ends up doing a painful split.
"Owwwww!"
"Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahaha! (Cough and chokes) Hahahahaha!" Obi-Wan spins on his head and does some break-dancish thing.
"WHOOO! I love you Obi-Wan!" some random person shouted out from the crowd.
"But I'm old and creepy," Obi-Wan objected.
"Oh... ewww!" the same random person said.
"Told you."
At some point during the night, most of the people passed out or got bored and went to another party. Thus, the Frat Party of the year ended. But the hangover was yet to come.
The next morning a blood-curling scream came from the bathroom. Han ran out with only one eyebrow.
"Damn you Jaba!" Han screamed and ran out of the dorm in his boxers.
This caused Obi-Wan, Luke, and Leia to laugh so hard they peed their pants. And since they each only have one set of clothes they had to walk to the laundry-mat in their underwear, which proved to be an... interesting experience. It also managed to scar several small children for life.
Well, I guess that's the end. Please read and review!