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Ron and Hermione were in the Room of Requirment for their first date. There was a lavish meal and alcohol. They were on their fifth glass of Fire whiskey when Ron jumpped up. "Wat oo doin'?" Hermione asked as she sat on the floor. "I have a song for you!" Ron said. Hermione smiled and said, "Then sing it damn you!" Ron cleared his throat. "All aroung hermione's bush," he started as he danced around Hermione,"Her monkey chased my weasle," Her mione started to laugh,"Her monkey thought it was all in fun," He stopped then yelled, "POP, went my weasle!" He sat down. Hermione tackled him and they had wild monkey sex the whole night and all the next day.
THE END
Yeah it's short, WHO CARES? Hope you liked.
Andi