Story Title: Storytelling with Envy and Roy

Chapter Title: ...HAIR CUT!

Summary: MUWAHAHAHAHA! -Waves scissors around-

Warning: Someone becomes Elvis Presley...hehe

Spoilers: Uhhh...None.

Rating: K

Disclaimer: I WANT THE MOVIE! . (I just finished the series.)

Roy: We're back.

Sushi: From a wonderful vacation at that!

Envy: Sush' take off the sun glasses. You look like an insect.

Sushi: It's true, I do! TT.TT But, now, welcome to drabble #4.

"Ohhhhhhhhh, Eeeeennnnnnnvvvvyyyyy!" Lust peered through the crack of the opened door into the shape shifting sin's room.

"What?" He snapped, looking up from the model magazine he had been paging through. Why? Well, supposedly, he was young and cute, but he was still losing fangirls to that Fullmetal Elric. He must be missing something important to be losing to that midget.

"What're you doing?" The other homunculus entered and bent down to see for herself.

"Nothing!" The palm-tree head shoved the magazine into a drawer and slammed it shut, glaring at Lust. He hated being caught envying Ed, and hated feeling guilty about it. "Whadda ya want!"

"Oh, I figured since Gluttony and Wrath went to the movies with Sloth, and Greed's taking a nap, we might as well get something productive done with you. On your hair."

His eyes widened. "Uh uh. No. I happen to like my hair" Envy backed his answer by shaking his head and crossing his hands, all the while backing away.

Five minutes later found a dazed Envy being dragged by the wrist to the dreaded barbers.

"Huh...? Hey! Wait, no! Lemme go!" Envy yanked hard and got his hand free. Lust stopped and looked back, hands on hips, a stubborn expression on her face.

"Do I have to knock you out and carry you?" She hissed at him, eyes narrowing.

"You already did." Envy rubbed the lump on the back of his head. " That's it, I'm going home." He turned and began to stomp away-

Only to have Lust reach and grab several lengths of hair. "No. We're going," She said, yanking hard.

"IIeEEEEEE! OoWWWIEEE! LEMME GO LEMME GO! THAT HURTS!"

"I think I'll get my nails done..." Lust mused as she plopped down in a chair and extended her left hand's nails. " Let's see, how about ...this!" She browsed through the paint colors' rack next to her and pulled out a sparkly orange, as Envy stood glowering in the doorway of the store. She gave him a questioning look. He stuck his tongue out as a reply.

Lust sighed, looking away, and motioning one of the women who worked there. Then she glanced out of the corner of her eye and smirked, " I bet girls are turned off by the that palm-tree look."

"WHAT!" The male homuculus turned a brilliant shade of pink and dropped, muttering into the nearest chair, where the woman quickly dropped a cover over him.

"Now, kid, we need to remove this headband..." The barber said sweetly, in that addressing-little-child voice.

"I'm not a kid!" Envy snarled. " And- Wait! No, not the HEADBAND!" Too late, as the lady whisked it off and dark green hair flopped down over his face.

"I. Hate. This."

Three painful hours later...

"I hope you like the new look!" Lust said cheerfully, dropping an angry Envy back off in his room.

He stalked over to the mirror and glared sourly into it.

And screamed. He- he looked like Elvis Presley! "NoOoOoOoOo!" He fell to his knees in grief. Why, why him? Then, in sudden realization, he looked around quickly. Good. No Lust.

Seconds later, alchemy-grown long hair reappeared. Reaching into his pocket, he put back on his lovely hairband, grinning triumphantly. His wonderful hair was back!

Now, to find a place to hide, where Lust would never find him...

Sushi: Hee hee, that was fun to write.

Envy: Sushi+ScissorsCertain Death

Roy:...O.o

Sushi: Reviews! I live again! Muwahahahahahahahahaha!

Roy: Work on the laugh, please. You sound like a rooster with Mad Cow.

nonesofar

Roy: I agree. It needs more pink.

Envy&Sushi: O.o -Sweatdrop-

Roy: Kidding, kidding...

Halcyon and her Baka Hammer of Doom

Sushi:

Roy: I got to burn down the building again. Fun.Funfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfun-

Envy: ---GagsRoy-

Bareboru gasu kedes

Sushi: I am known for my 'freakiness'. Thank you.

Envy: FOR THE LAST TIME! I'M NOT A CROSSDRESSER! > I wear shorts.

Roy: Was the screaming necessary?

AnimeDuchess

Sushi: Aww...thank you for the hug! And here is a Envy story. Be rest assured, there will be more. He's the kind of homunculus who likes the spotlight.

Envy: -Standing directly in front of the camera- Did I hear my name?