A/N: Hayo! Ear eye M again! Heehee, Another chapter has arrived! Ne'er-8er sounds like never ate her...Anyways, it was NARRATOR! Ya didn't know that...

Chapter 8

"OMEGA I'M SOOO HUNGRY!" Kirby yells out into...well, the vast openness. A random bird that is flying by at quite a high speed stops and stares at Kirby. After a couple of moments, the bird BURSTS out LAUGHING! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one. Well, Kirby isn't too pleased at this.

"SHUT UP! I really AM hungry..." Kirby replies, quite irritated.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" the bird just keeps on laughing. Kirby, having enough of this, sucked the bird up...


First Entrance

"Why is it so dark in here?" Jigglypuff asks, skipping into deep darkness of the cave.

"Because it feels like it!" Mewtwo replies.

"What is 'it'?" Jigglypuff asks. Mewtwo rolls his eyes, knowing that Jigglypuff can't see him.

"Oh, never mind. OW!" Mewtwo stumbles on a big stick (speak softly and carry a BIG stick!), "HEY! A torch! Ness, could you light this...where are you? NESS!" Ness comes outta nowhere and tackles Mewtwo. Mewtwo jumps and starts hitting Ness with the torch.

"Ah! Hey...STOP!" Ness yells as he is being attacked by a BIG stick (while Mewtwo 'speaks' softly). Mewtwo stops hitting Ness and lets out a sign of relief.

"Oh, it's only you...WHY DID YA DO THAT!" Mewtwo yells.

"Because, I felt like it! Just like the darkness feels like being it!" Ness replies. Suddenly, the two get into a little argument and Pikachu does several thunder attacks to light up the room. "I give up on those two!" Jigglypuff tells Pikachu.

"Yeah, me too. I guess we are forced to LEAVE WITHOUT THEM!" Pikachu says, trying to get the two feuding smasher's attention. It didn't work though. The two just keep on arguing. Pikachu and Jigglypuff wander off into the darkness...


Second Entrance

This cave is not as dark as the first entrance...in fact, it is much BRIGHTER! There are many oil lamps in the cave.

"Is there any food in here?" Yoshi asks, looking around desperately for food.

"Why are always thinking about food?" Dr. Mario asks, "Alot of what ya eat is not good for you!
"
"So?" Yoshi asks.

"So...You can get really sick by eating the things you eat. I mean, like the streamers you ate earlier! Streamers are HORRIBLE for you!"

"Oh well. We need to find food!" Yoshi states and suddenly runs off.

"Hey! Ugh, he's hopeless..." Dr. Mario says.

"Yup. Don't ever tell a Yoshi that what they are eating is bad fore them...they may get mad. Food is a main part of Yoshi's life ya know." Peach states.

"Oh yeah...Anyways. You guys have any idea where we are going?" Luigi says.

"No clue. I'm just glad we are not with Bowser...who knows what he could have planned to do here?" Mario says.

"You mean, 'He whose name must not be said, for it will bring terror to everybody in the UNIVERSE'!" Peach says, remembering the time she said that last time...


Third Entrance

Well, the third entrance is like the second entrance, except for the fact that there are banana peels all over the place.

"Ugh!" Link yells, "It's like DK was here before us!" A friend of DK's...Diddy Kong comes in quickly.

"HEY!" Diddy Kong yells and races out.

"Huh?..." Roy asks, quite confused.

"What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers! AHAHAHAHAHA! I crack myself up whenever I say that...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Young Link says, now rolling in the banana peels from laughing so hard.

"Okay...I think Y. Link is going...well, crazy." Zelda states.

"And earlier he said he was more mature than me..." Link states. Suddenly Young Link gets up with a mad look on his face.

"I still say that!" He says, crossing his arms. No sooner had he said that, did he fly back down laughing like crazy again.

"Yeah..." Marth says, trying to avoid all the banana peels the best he could. Roy figured out that he could be quite entertained by burning the banana peels with his sword...


Fourth Entrance

The fourth entrance had...many rocks blocking it (of course it did). For Bowser, DK, Cap. Falcon, and Ganondorf, the rocks were quite easy to move. After Bowser idiotically cracked a rock at the bottom of the wall (they were supposed to MOVE them, not CRACK them open...), all the rocks started falling down at a high speed. DK and Captain Falcon are quite fast, so they both were able to move outta the way. Bowser just hid inside his very protective shell. Ganondorf shot all the rocks with streamers...


Fifth Entrance

The fifth entrance...well, let's just say, after a few moments of walking, the group came across a big pit filled with lava. It extended around a corner. In other words, there was NO way they could jump across. The smashers just looked at the pit. It was something like this: The o's representing the lava and the 1's representing the wall. X's represent land. S is where they start at. F is where they need to be.
11111111111
XXFoooooo1
XXX11111o1
XXX11111o1
111111111S1
111111111X1
"Um...Now what do we do?" Popo asks. The other smashers (except Nana), are contemplating as to what they should do next. Suddenly, Mr. Game and Watch notices that there are some random pictures on the wall. Well, there are horizontal lines...


Inside the Cave of Evac...Yeah

(A/N: Hm...You are probably wondering how the Shadow got jn. Like, what entrance did he go through? A secret one)

After Pichu, Solarstorm, and the Shadow got through with their little laughter fest, the Shadow offered Pichu some tea.

"Why does it always have to be tea?" Pichu asks.

"Well...I don't know! What do you like?" the Shadow asks.

"Uh...I'd really like some WATER right now." Pichu says.

"Why did you put emphasis on WATER?" Solarstorm asks.

"Because water is vital to everybody's survival!" Pichu replies, looking very proud of himself.

"Hm...that's right!" the Shadow states, "Alrighty then! I shall get you some water!" The Shadow and Solarstorm walk out the entrance to the random little room. Pichu starts to play the arcade games again. After several games, he notices that the others have not come back. As he heads over to the door...


Kirby!

Kirby spit the bird out and the bird when falling, falling...Yeah...so Kirby, after a couple of hours floating in the air, is EXTREMELY hungry now. He does not want to let go of the balloons, but he is pretty hungry...So, he does something quite desperate...He takes one of the balloons down and sucks it up. He finds that satisfying and sucks up the other balloons one by one. Before he realizes it, he starts falling...


A/N: Heehee, another chap-chap done! Oh yeah, what Kirby does in the paragraph above was Master Disaster's idea! I just HAD to do that...I was actually getting writer's block on that random adventure...so, THANK EW! Wait...a ew is a ...FINE! THANK U! Next chap-chap, chapter 7! I'm actaully amazed that I am able to that map thingy for entrance 4...Wasn't sure if it would let me do that! That is soooo sweet!