A/N: Chapter NO!...I mean, Nine! Yeah, yeah. So...my life is going pretty gr8 right now. Okay, so the map in the last chapter was...a little screwed. Especially where it said 'S'. HEEHEEEHEEEEHEEEEE! Before anything else happens (aka-meteor coming down and destroying my house...just my house, including my computer), I shall quickly write...

Random stewf

What the heck! Let's start with...the first entrance dudes!...Pokemon...yeah.

Some random dude wearing a laptop (i'm serious) comes by and says:

"GET ON WITH THE STORY!...NO! METEOR!" he says, running away at a high speed...

Okay, here tis the story for all those who want to read and do NOT, repeat, do NOT want to hear me...continue...yeah.

Chapter 9

First Entrance

Pikachu and Jigglypuff wander off into the darkness...and the other two are still feuding. (yeah...) After about...let's say, 5 minutes, Ness notices that the other Pokemon are gone.

"Uh..." Ness starts, "Where are Jigglypuff and Pikachu?" Mewtwo suddenly looks around also.

"Oh...well. Um...I don't know!" Mewtwo answers, still looking.

"But your a psychic kitty!" Ness states.

"Yeah, and you're a psychic little boy...what's the difference? Oh wait! There is a difference!" Mewtwo says, staring at the now confused Ness.

"Uh...what are you talking about?" Ness asks, still quite confused.

"THAT right there proves that I'm smarter than you! AHAHAHA!" Mewtwo states, laughing.

"WHAT?" Ness yells, getting quite irritated (i like that word...irritated.). The two characters get into ANOTHER argument! Well, so goes the life of a psychic. Anyways, Pikachu and Jigglypuff are still wandering ahead and run into some trouble...

Second Entrance

Yoshi, after racing into the deep interior of the cave, finally found some 'food'.

"WOW!" he yells out happily as he races over to a fruit basket. Unfortunately for him, that wasn't really fruit...it was froute! Fruit that was found on the streets in some random city. Who knows where it came from? Well, Yoshi doesn't really care about that right now. All he cares about is his stomach...

Meanwhile, both Mario's , Peach, and Luigi were trying to get past some very annoying margarine flies (butterflies okay?)

"You can't catch us!" a little blue margainefly screams. There are tons of them...well, annoying the four smashers.

"Ugh!" Peach yells, "They're in my hair!" She was right. They were...everywhere (ya couldn't tell..). They even blocked the exits! Suddenly, some really BIG butterfly came outta nowhere (think he warped?) and fluttered in front the four smashers. This butterfly looks menacingly at them and, using it's psychic powers (everything tends to be psychic in these caves, okay?), he lifts a really strange looking sword. It is all curvy...Anyways, so the smashers there are in...well, trouble. There was NO way they could escape, unless risking running through the butterflies guarding the entrance...they might have fared better there. Too late now...Just as the butterfly was...well, going to end their lives (heehee...why do they have to be saved? hmhmhmhm...), the other margarine flies started screaming and scattered all over the place.

"What is going on?" the BIG butterfly asks angrily, "I was just getting to the good part!"

"Oh thanks!" Peach yells. Why did all the other butterflies scatter?...YOSHI ARRIVED (and started having a gr8 feast!)

Third Entrance

"Roy," Marth says, "What are you doing? Do you want to light the whole cave on fire!"

"A cave on fire? That's new...well, maybe not." Roy replies, still burning the banana peels with his sword.

"Young Link!" Zelda yells, "GET OUT OF THE BANANA PEELS! You're driving me nuts!"

"You mean, I'm driving you BANANAS and nuts!" Young Link replies, still laughing on the floor.

"I hate bananas..." Link states, "Just ta let ya know, I'm never going to eat another banana in my life!"

"What if DK gets you one for your birthday?" Zelda asks, avoiding the banana peels.

"Well...I MAY consider eating it." Link replies.

"Oh...but wouldn't that break his heart?" Zelda asks, with a strange look in her eyes.

"Not that I know of" Link replies, deciding to use his sword to get through all the banana peels...yeah.

"Aw! You're so mean!" Zelda yells, getting mad at Link.

"What?" Link asks stupidly. Zelda stops in her tracks and glares at Link.

"You heard me..."Zelda says, quite meaningly.

"Oh...you wanna fight?" Link asks. Suddenly, the two go after each other. Young Link finally gets up and starts to root for Zelda.

"Hey!" Link yells, "WHY ARE YA ROOTIN' FOR HER?"

"Because, she is more mature than you...and I am still more mature than you. So why should I be rooting for someone less...mature than myself?" Young Link inquires, seeing Link glaring at him from time to time.

"This is never going to end!" Marth states.

"Yeah," Roy replies, "I would love to see at least 5 seconds of those two not fighting!...At least in this cave." Marth and Roy decide to scout ahead and leave the other three behind...to themselves.

Fourth Entrance

Ganondorf shot all the rocks with streamers...now, that wasn't very intelligent! DK and C.Falcon stood outside, coughing from all the dust coming from the cave. Ganondorf...well, we'll get to him later. Bowser, after he thought it was safe enough, came out of his shell and observed all the...rubble.

"Whoa...Where is everybody?" Bowser asks. DK and C.F. come in.

"Wow! That was crazy..." Captain Falcon states. The trio look around but cannot see Ganondorf. After 25 minutes of moving all the rubble, they STILL cannot find Ganondorf.

"Maybe he disintegrated?" DK suggests.

"No...you don't disintegrate by rocks...unless of course they...nah! There is no way that I know of that you can disintegrate by rocks" C. Falcon explains.

"I know! I just like that word!" DK states, seeing an irritated Captain Falcon. Bowser, looking quite tired suggested that they all go. It would be quite fruitless (he thinks) to continue onward and they are wasting time. So, the three moved on, hoping that Ganondorf would still be alive (sort of...). He didn't die with the falling into the rosebushes...I think (well, that's nice to know i still think!...)...

Fifth Entrance

"HEY!" Mr. Game and Watch yells, "Look. there are horizontal lines n the walls. Maybe I could go across on those!"

"Hm...that may work!" Fox says, getting a little excited now...The other smashers watch as Mr. Game and Watch tries this feat. IT WORKS! The only problem is...that there are 2D enemies here..heehee. Fox and Falco try to help out with their lasers and the ice climbers with their ice block thing...yeah. Samus decides to guard the entrance just in case if some mad doctor or someone came in. And now would ya look at that? A mad doctor comes in.

Inside the Cave of Evac...Yeah

As Pichu heads over to the door...a random rock suddenly covers the entrance! Pichu suddenly realizes something. The two birds were playing a trick on him all that time! His thought was confirmed when he heard a snicker coming from behind the door and a switch being pulled. What was the switch for? Well, the arcade game suddenly caught on fire...and there was no way for Pichu to escape...

Kirby!

Kirby actually was quite high in the air before he started falling. When he realizes exactly what was happening (yeah, ya could say he got a little light headed...), he realizes that he is falling right onto a mountain thing cliff...yeah. He decides to turn himself into a rock in order to avoid any random damage. He plummets down into the mountain at a high speed. He somehow crakes the 'mountain' open and falls in. He lands safely and goes back to his normal form only to be attacked by electricity. After a couple of seconds, the one electrocuting him stops. Kirby then realizes.

"Pichu?..." Kirby asks as he sees a yellow mouse staring back at him...

A/N: Sweet...okay, I really wanted to finish this and post it earlier, but I didn't have enough time (Had to go work on a project...But ended up watching a movie?). Anyways, Next chap-chap: Chapter ten!