Three Questions

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or it's characters. And I sadly do not own Sango. Rumiko Takahashi has claim to them and I thank her for drawing her.

Music plays in the background as the audience applauds. A man is sitting at a desk facing a large stage. The camera is on him when he says, "Hello, and welcome to "Three questions. If you've ever thought that you can't find the love of your life in only three questions, then you've never watched this show. My name is Hojo and today we have as our first contestant, Miroku."

The attention and cameras focus on a young man sitting next to a wall between him and the girls. "Now Miroku is 18 and is a wandering monk. Although he is not an actual monk in any way, he performs exorcisms sometimes, but mostly he uses his high intellect to work through peoples psychological problems. He considers himself level-headed and is looking for a woman who can spice up his life. Give him a hand everyone." The audience began clapping and soon stopped. "Now Miroku, I hear that you have a dark side. You are lecherous and your hobby, it says on this card, is flirting with and/or groping women. Tell me about that."

"Well, you see, throughout my family lineage, most were normal monks. This continued until my grandfather was cursed by a demon and ever since then, my family has died alone and unhappy. My mom left my dad and he died. The same goes for my grandmother. The curse was broken with me, but I had found out that I enjoyed it too much, but I still yearned for a reason to not need to die alone."

The audience began going "Awwwwwwww". "Well then, let's meet three girls who one might be that person that you're looking to find. Put on your headphones as we tell the audience who they are." Miroku put on his headphones and the camera went to the three girls on the other side of the wall. "Our first contester is Kagome Higurashi. She is 15 years old and is looking for someone who will care for her. She enjoys adventure and playing the game of love." The audience applauds.

"Next, we have Sango. Sango is 16 and is looking for a shoulder to lean on because she already lost all of her family just a year ago. She is a highly powerful demon slayer. She is also looking for someone who enjoys cute furry things. Now tell me, why is that necessary? Do you have cute furry things?"

"Actually, I do right here with me." She replied as she pulled out of her kimono a curled up Kirara who quickly uncurled and mewed. "Hey, I brought a cute furry thing too." Kagome said in an almost jealous tone. She pulled out of her purse, which was more like a small suitcase, her large cat, Buyo. Buyo went, "Mroww, Mroww," as an audience member shouted, "Holy s$! That thing's huge!"

"We have censors moron! So keep your mouth shut." Hojo replied. "And anyway, Buyo is just big. Haven't you ever seen a 12 pound cat? In any case, our contester is cute enough to not need to show us a cat, Ayame. Ayame is 14 and is cheerful. She enjoys happiness, but wants someone to be there as her protector. She is cheery, but can sometimes be insecure inside. She doesn't want to feel this way, so she came to the show. Everyone welcome these three contesters." The audience applauds as Hojo gives Miroku the cue to remove his headphones. "Now Miroku, ask away."

"Alright then, question one, will you kindly bear my child?" Miroku asked as he shocked the girls.

"Um, Miroku, you'll have to ask a different question. People started doing that too much, so we made some questions against the rules to ask. Find another question."

"Alright. Would you consider yourself beautiful?"

"Not really. Although people have been known to ask me out, but I usually break them down. I just don't experiment with people I care about. Isn't that right Hojo?" Kagome said as Hojo blushed.

"I think that I am beautiful I guess. Many people flirt with me and fail horribly, and one person even wanted to marry me. But sometimes I don't think people appreciate my true self." Sango replied.

"Of course I am beautiful, but I don't think that matters. I hold true the belief that beauty is only skin deep, but few people want to go further down to the soul." Ayame replied.

"Alright, those were some good answers. My next question is what do you believe people are at heart?" Miroku asked.

"Most guys I meet are perverts who only care about who they get to look at next and most girls I meet are unwilling to admit there own faults. One group is perverts and the others are in denial and they are the ones repelling love." Kagome replied.

"People are truly evil but change as they find life. Good replaces evil, but nobody is beyond betrayal." Sango replied.

"People are truly good at heart. I think that evil is learned, not born." Ayame replied.

"Okay then. My final question is what is it that tells you the most about who a man truly is?" Miroku asked.

"You can tell who anyone is by how they act. Around you, other people, and even when they think they're alone tells you who they are." Kagome answered.

""I know that I'm going to sound old-fashioned but, I believe that Cher was right that a kiss is the true way to tell who a man is. Loves are made and broken by the first kiss a man and woman share. It's truly a promise and a revealing light to truth." Sango poetically replied, though she almost began to stutter in embarrassment.

"The true way to tell who someone is isn't by how they act, but its how they treat you. Dignity, love, joy, desire, and many other factors are who someone truly is." Ayame replied.

"Alright Miroku, you've asked your three questions. Now it is time for you to choose who you wish to take with you on a date right here in beautiful Tokyo. Who do you choose?" Hojo asked.

"Well, it's a close toss-up between number two and number three, but what number two said just now made me pick her over the other two. Number two, I choose you over not just these two, I pick you out of the crowd." Miroku replied joyously.

"Alright number two, get up and face toward the wall." Hojo said as she got up and moved to the wall. "Alright, Miroku, you have chosen, Sango the demon slayer!" The wall was pulled up as they saw each other for the first time. Miroku walked forward and tilted in toward Sango who asked, "What are you doing?"

"Telling you who I Am." he replied as he boldly kissed her. She tilted her head back and it lasted for a few wonderful seconds. He broke off as tears of joy dripped from Sango's face. Silence fell until she said to Hojo, "Hojo, cancel the date. I've found him. We've found each other!" She kissed him and it lasted even longer. She didn't care of the embarrassment of doing this all on live television. She had found love.

Hojo said as the audience applauded and were in aw of the beauty, "And that is just one episode. So tune in next week for another match made in heaven on

"Three questions" And remember, if anyone tells you that you can't find love with three questions, send them to us. Goodnight everybody!"

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