Random Stewf!
Okay, I'll start with the second entrance first...again! Heehee, lettuce! (huh?...) WHAT? I don't like salads...in which that has absolutely nothing to do with the subject! Okay...
Chapter 12
Second Entrance
So starts the 'Adventure to Find the Froute!
Alrighty then. Yoshi, Mario, Luigi and Peach go on the 'Adventure to Find the Froute'. Dr Mario...well, just stands in that same position contemplating about the mysterious froute. The smashers split up and go in four different directions. Yoshi goes North and it is the opposite way than where they all came in. As in, Yoshi is actually making progress when the others are not! Heehee, Mario goes East, Luigi goes South, and Peach goes West! Yay.
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Yoshi is heading north and meets up with some floating puffer
fish...that didn't need to be in water...yeah. There are about 24 of
them and they are looking really menacing at Yoshi. In return, Yoshi
looks really happy and hungry...(short)
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Mario, after traveling for a couple of seconds, heads into...well, a
strange looking hall. There are many oil lamps...in fact, WAY too many.
The hall is covered with them...so practically that there doesn't even
seem to be a wall. Wait...there really isn't a wall! So random...the
oil lamps are just hanging in the air...yeah. There is a ceiling
however :). It is...just black. Looks like the night sky...S l e e p
y...And with that. Mario weirdly falls asleep in that tiring
room...(okay)
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Luigi has a little better luck with staying awake. Heading south, he
actually goes back to the entrance...and decides to explore outside
(?). Suddenly he is faced with something that he may not be able to
pass. There, standing right in front of him (outside), is 'Small Hands'
(Opposite of Bigfoot...). Small Hands towers over Luigi. What happens
next? Well.
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Peach is heading East...right into a puddle of...worms.
"Ew! OMG get
them off!" Peach yells as she literally dives into the puddle of worms.
Unfortunately for her, everyone else is busy at this exact point in
time...
Third Entrance
Marth and Roy stare at each other for a few moments, Marth getting more disgusted at the...burnt banana in Roy's hand. Link and Zelda stand in awe, and Young Link, like I said before, wanders off...
Marth makes the first move, trying to dash past Roy to avoid any...conflict. Unfortunately for him, Roy started powering up his fire blade attack...and lets it go right when Marth was right in front of him. YAY! Marth is able to put up his shield RIGHT before the attack hits him.
"YES! GO MARTH!" Zelda yells.
"NO! ROY YA GOTTA DO BETTER!" Link replies, "BUT THAT WAS GR8 ANYWAYS!"
"See? You're not being that helpful right now! Heehee." Zelda says stealthily, looking at Link for a reply.
"What? Don't bring that up again!" Link replies.
"YOU'RE NOT BEING HELPFUL RIGHT NOW! YOU'RE NOT BEING HELPFUL! YOU'RE NOT BEING HELPFUL!
YOU'RE...NOT...BEING...HELPFUL!" Zelda says, being incredibly annoying
on Link's part. Now Link is EXTREMELY angry with Zelda (heehee) and he
starts ANOTHER battle with her again. Marth and Roy, seeing the battle
begin, start to get into comfortable positions to watch the fight
(why...). Marth almost pukes when he sees Roy actually eat that burnt
banana...Well, he did eat a lot before, but this one? After a while,
it...well, to put it in this way, it started looking very strange. Not
edible. The kind of thing Yoshi and Kirby may eat (No offense to Kirby
or Yoshi).
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Young Link, after traveling for a minute or so, came up against a
really big sombrero...that actually has pretty sweet antennas. Well,
there has to be something under that sombrero...:) Young Link walks
over to the motionless sombrero to check it all out and something comes
out...
Fourth Entrance
Bowser and Captain Falcon decide to join in the pelting of DK with bananas. All seems kinda lost for DK (who wants to grab all the bananas)...suddenly, Diddy Kong, Cranky Kong, Wrinkly Kong and Dixie Kong appear outta nowhere and enjoy grabbing the bananas along with Donkey Kong. Once the bats realize that the Kong's are actually enjoying the bananas, they decide to just go in and attack, trying not to disturb the Balloon Dude and Ganondorf.
Yeah, yeah. The Balloon Dude and Ganondorf...I'll get to them later. Alright, next we have.
"HEY!" The Balloon Dude and Ganondorf say in unison, looking quite menacingly at the author...wait a minute. I'm the author!. Fine! Here is the start of the 'Streamer Wars.
Since Ganondorf is quite slow in the game...wait, he's pretty fast in this story. Whatheck? Let's just say he's fast, but not as fast as the Balloon Dude! The Balloon Dude starts out shooting at Ganondorf, hoping he would get caught off guard. This is exactly what Ganondorf wanted. Ganondorf skillfully dodges the attack, by jumping on a random ledge where the bats were, and shoots down at the Balloon Dude. The Balloon Dude is shot pretty hard, but does he give up? No way! The Balloon Dude transports himself (wow) right next to Ganondorf. Now, this surprises Ganondorf and he is hit VERY hard by those streamers. In fact, he falls down from the ledge. But, he does prevail...sorta. That attack is quite surprising to Ganondorf. Since he is the one that always shoots everybody with streamers, he is not used to..being shot with them. So...Ganondorf does lose that war quite quickly (NO!), but he gets back at the Balloon Dude when he challenges him to a SSBM style battle...
Fifth Entrance
No greetings are able to be exchanged between the smashers because of ...well, the water. The other five smashers (the TWO ice climbers...and the others) get caught up in the water and are actually carried into the ditch with lava. Unfortunately, there is not enough water to carry them to the other side, where the land is...yeah. So the 9 smashers are now stuck in a ditch that used to be filled with lava, but now is filled with water. Pikachu jumps out right away because...well, water conducts electricity...The other smashers use their special abilities to get out, after the water starts to recede. After they all are able to get up on the land, they see Pikachu and Mr. Game and Watch conversing with eachother. Who knows what they are saying? Without any warning whatsoever, Pikachu races into the fire...
Inside the Cave of Evac...yeah
Pichu, Rye-chew, and Kirby have been traveling for quite some time now. They have been hiking through the rocks...which can bring on a hunger drive.
"Are you sure you know where we are going, Pichu?" Kirby asks, "I'm getting soooo hungry"
"Didn't you just swallow the balloons?" Pichu replies.
"Hm..." Kirby says, thinking, "Oh yeah! But I'm still hungry"
"Aeeee! WHAT IS THAT?" Rye-Chew screams suddenly, pointing up in the air. Pichu and Kirby look up and see a black dragon floating above them...
A/N: Hmhmhm...not quite as random as the previous chaptersm huh? Oh well! Heehee, getting closer to the climax, man! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wow! That felt...random. I need to write to write that more:
Yeah...Next chapter, Chapter 13!...AH! 13! NO! HoRrIbLe! MaKeS mE gO cRaZy! SeE yA nExT cHaPtEr!